I work for a cellphone company so i hear a lot of weird things but these four have to be my most favorite Customer Quotes.
Favorite CQ #4
"Why did you take off a temporary credit?" (because, der, it's TEMPORARY!)
Favorite CQ #3
"Can I combine my cell phone account with my OnStar account?" (good question, but you can't CALL or RECIEVE calls with OnStar--it's emergency purposes only, you can't use it occasionally to call your friends/family/office)
Favorite CQ #2
"My balance is $7100 on a type of account where I usually only pay $5 at the most. Can I pay $25 a month until I get it paid off?" ( rofl rofl rofl rofl I'm sorry, what did you say? rofl rofl rofl rofl )
Favorite CQ #1
"What's unbilled usage? Is that usage I haven't been billed for yet?" (Gee, let me think about that one....YES you dumbass, hence "unbilled usage" )
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