Cynthiasideways
part 41: i think.
"Please tell me ninjas are invincible." i say as we all stand over Meli, and she is not breathing.
We were the only people in the slaughter room, of course there was a small herd of maybe 12 in one side of the cavernous room. It was strange, i had never seen hippos out of water, they looked sadly dry. Poor things, but at this moment, poor Meli.
"Oh Meli!" wails Jacky. "I don't know what to do!"
"Someone know CPR?" says Argyl hopefully.
"Why isn't she breathing?" Avery says unhelpfully, "She just got run over."
"JUST GOT RUN OVER BY A HERD OF HIPPOPOTAMUSES!" Yells Shelly. "Wait what that?"
"What?!"
"She's breathing right?"Shelly says. We all watch with baited breath, and then, a voice echos around the room over speakerphone. We all jump and freak out as we look around us.
"We are sending more if you do not core-wap-or-ate." the voice said. "More" of whatever was obvious, more and more men ranging from suits to uniforms were filing in and surrounding us. How many men could they trap us with? I couldn't hear if Meli was breathing or not, my eyes were on all the scary men, and I'm pretty sure that's where everyones eyes were too.
Is Meli breathing? Obviously the castle knows that we're no small threat. How will we escape? What can we possibly DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
fancy-painted-boats-
Part 42
all the strange men are standing around us. but i am still slightly distracted by meli. and then i hear her and she IS breathing! we need to find a way out of here! wait! an idea! i reach down and swoop up meli into a piggy back.
"hey freaks! you want the princess? well come get her! " i shout and then off i run. being a vampire i am obviously very fast still so there is no way for them to catch up. i push through the men who are too stunned by my speed to do anything more. i rush down the hallway looking at the doors but which one to pick? after i'm far enough that they cant see me anymore i try one of the doorknobs. dang it! its locked! but wait, i reach to my neck and pull off my necklace and there dangles my red skeleton key. i stick it in the lock and turn and guess what! it works! i walk in the room slowly to make sure that its safe and i find that there is nothing in there exept for a bed and a dresser. almost like a mini hotel room. so i lay meli on the bed and then i walk back out of the room. i lock the door behind me. now that meli's safe i run back to where the rest of the group is to find out if they were able to fight off the strange men in black. (oh! so scary!)
there you go people, i wrote. sorry that i deserted you but it was all i could come up with. i hope your not dead!
sassyshelly-rawr-
as we look around the room, there are at least 100 more guards..
"oooohh buttkiss" i say quietly
"soo come on give me your best shot" says one of the gurads to our right
"ok then, i'll use my powerful lion rawr" says celeste getting ready
"RAWR!!!" she yells and the all the guards fly to the walls in the room. Avery picks up meli and me and jacky fight off the other guards coming toward us as we make an exit. We reach the end of the hallway at the window.
"ok soo now what?" i ask as the guards are on their way coming toward us
"well i think the only choice is jump!" screams argyl
"but i dont wan- Ahhhhh!" screams meli but she's already pushed outta the window falling. Me and avery are the last to jump out of the window.
"but what shall we land on?" asked avery
"look down" says jacky loud enough for all of us to hear. We all look down and we see two marshmallows right under us.
"wow that was easy" i say and we all softly land on the marshmallows and off we go, as me avery and jacky are in one marshmallow with jacky driving. And celeste, argyl and meli in another. And celeste is driving that one.Now we are safe..i think.........
Meowh
"Yes!" Jacky exclaims while drivin' the marshmobile hovercraft. "We finally found it!" At this, she does a loop-de-doop in the air.
"AUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Shelly and I scream in terror. Jacky just laughs..
"Uh huh Huuuuuuhhhh" Jacky laughs, impersonating Mr. Hoyt.
"Were are we going?" Jacky says, final realizing we were zooming away from the castle.
"I don't remembah'" Shelly says like an old man. "Where's my ginger?" I swear, if shes like an old person now, what will she be like when she was ACTUALLY old? The thought scared me. Jacky turns around, and Celeste follows.
"I got it!" Jacky exclaims, "Lets park down there" She points and Celeste follows. We land in an enchanted forest near the castle.
"What will we doo?" Meli cries.
Will we ever figure this mystery out?
sassyshelly-rawr-
"yay argyl is dead..oohh i mean..uuuhh...he took one for the team"says avery
"you guys are soo mean!" says celeste..we have all just seen him jump off and then an explosion..it was depressing
"well i guess we just leave him" says jacky..and now we land on the ground that jacky said we should land on and we see argyl there unconscious and dead, all bloodly and broken. It was a freighting sight to see.
"he was a brave one but not all of us can make it through the battle" said celeste "preacher" like. And off we went through the magicak forest to meli's castle once again.
"finally back home!" says meli
"we need to lock you in your tower...geezz your always getting in trouble..arrgg" i say to her
"oohh shut up!" says meli. Now we all start walking to the front gate. We have our marshmallows, the princess, and the warriors. Once we opened the gate we were noticed and everyone cheered for us. Then avery started talking when all was quiet
" I feel like-" says avery starting off the song
" A HERO AND YOU ARE MY HEEEEEEEEEEROINE!" we all finished
and now we were safe at last..i wonder wat will our next adventure be? Will there be another adventure? Wats gonna happen now?......
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Don't you just hate when someone says, "I <3 you."?
I mean seriously, all they're saying is "I less than 3 you."
Woot. Someone less than 3's you. Celebrate, why don't ya.
I mean seriously, all they're saying is "I less than 3 you."
Woot. Someone less than 3's you. Celebrate, why don't ya.