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ooh you seriously missed my random stories, didn't you? i missed writing them, i have to admit. well here we go, lets just dive right in!
so a couple of days ago i was watching tv with my older brother. we were flipping through the channels and there was some movie and i was like "ah, what the heck, let's watch that. there's nothing better on." so he clicks on the show and there's this commercial for the RUG DOCTOR. yess, the carpet cleaner! so i'm sitting there staring at it and my brothers like "aanyways, let's see what else is on." and i'm like "NO. wait. i want to see this." and i was dead serious and he just looks at me and he's like "alright.." so we sit there and we're watching this guy, OH! i remember what the movie was now. it was cheaper by the dozen. anyways, we were watching this guy on tv and he was like "here we have dirt, and we'll just rub that into the carpet there, and we have some red wine. pat that one in there nice and good. and now we have some...chocolate syrup!" and he pours that on the carpet as well. and the lady standing there is making this "ugh! what the hell are you doing to my carpet?!" face, only you can see perfectly that they put another carpet on TOP of the carpet that's in her house. anyways, when he starts putting on the syrup she gets into the game and she's like "no, here you have to smear it in like this, because that's what my kids would do. they'd step all over it" so she smooshes her shoe along the carpet and the guys like "what would be your first reaction to seeing these stains on this carpet?" and she's like "well i'd probably scream and then start freaking out!" and then i interupt this with a, "oh, really? is that because you're a paid actress who has to look shocked at everything that this guy does?" but anyways, back to business. so the guy starts up this magical machine and goes over all the stains and BAM they are GONE! and the carpet is like, pure white now. and even BEFORE they spilled all that junk on the carpet it wasn't that clean! crazy. stuff. um. okay...you're waiting for the point of this story now, right? umm.well unfortunatley, unlike my new year's evening spent watching QVC, this isn't as interesting. but god, i love watching carpets get clean like that! no joke. it amazes me. Celeste even made me a doodle of the carpet cleaning guy fixing the carpet, and it's completed with my shocked face. it's gorgeous. Oh, by the way, while all this was happening and i was sitting in awe i was on the phone with celeste. so she already knows about this. anyways, back to the story! so after awhile i'm like "hey, i should probably go check my messages on the computer" so i go downstairs and do stuff on the computer. and like, fifteen minutes later, i STILL hear the carpet cleaning guy on the tv. jeez louise, long commercial, right? and then i hear my mom going "what are you watching this for?" and my brother laughs and says that i was the one who changed the channel and he's just too lazy to change it back. fun fun stuff. HOLY GOODNESS! i just realized how much i've written about this meaningless crap. ha! but that's why i get so many readers i guess, because of all the meaningless junk that i write. you know, when i used to write about all my "momma drama" i used to get about twenty readers. it amazed me. too bad only three of them would comment. all those secret readers...being so..secretive. i.am.watching.you. understand? even though i have no clue who you are, you'll turn around one day when you're innocently walking down the hallway at school and BAM. there will be me. right in your face. yes.
aahhh...random moments.....okay. losing my sanity a bit over here. but hey, it's 10:07pm and i'm dead tired. so don't blame me. the weirdness comes with the sleep deprivation. did i spell that right? i sure as heck hope so! i can't STAND spelling words wrong. you want to know what else i can't stand? people who intentionally spell every single word wrong. using...bum bum BUM...text talk. i dislike it.
meow meow meow, ginga. where are you? i don't remembah'.
err..ummm...? you know what? i'm going to steal an idea from celeste (sorry sorry...) and ask my lovely readers to make requests on what i should write next. that is, if i still even get readers..well besides my good buddies, cause they actually leave comments. as for all those random people, i don't know if you still are hanging in there. i haven't checked up on that lately. i will though.
anywaaays...i suppose i should go.
toodle-oo...
krissy.