sassyshelly-rawr-
"oohh geez here comes an angery mob, it seems as though the kid is pretty popular" i say noticing everyone comin out of their classrooms with their cellphones in hand mumbling about preston.
"look wat he said"
"wat a freak"
Why was i even friend with him"
"yea i mean i wanna kill him"
oooohh this might've been too much but its sooo awesome i say to myself...but then the bell rings again i think for 4th hr maybe..but we just sit there and do nothing...
"soo hows the family?" i ask the girls
"doin just lovely" saids jacky
"dead!" says meli
"ummm their fine" says celeste
" their doin super...califragilisticexpialidocious!" says avery joyfully..we all look at her like "she is gonna be the weakest link in the bunch"
"soo well was thinking.." i say getting cut off by a voice saying my name
"shelly..pppsssttt!" says the mysterious voice
"eddy?" i whisper back
"ooohh buttkiss how'd you know!?" he said comin out into the light, so now he was visible
"who is this freak?" says meli
"i am eddybalilonfafo but eddy fro short.." they look at him weirdly and confused
"and i am escorting this young lady to her 4th hr....please come shelly" he says lending me a hand to hold...i grab it and off we go down but we go way down like in the basement down..
"wat class is down here?!" i ask kinda laughing
"ooohh that closet is like a land of wonders, come here i show you, first get in" he said bringing me in the closet in the basement...now im in and nothing happens
"soo wats supposed to happen with the "closet full of wonders" i say gettting confused
"it locks" he locked the door and now im trapped in here....noooo arrgg i always fall for the bad guys..now hes gone
" AAARRGG THESE ******** BOYS KEEP GETTING INSIDE MY HEAD AND SCREWING IT UP!!" I yell to the top of my lungs but right above me was a pipe and now i hear avery's voice..
"you kno we can hear you where are you?!" she asks. i tell them exactly where to find me and off goes avery and celeste.. meli and jacky stay to talk to me for some support.....
Cynthiasideways
part 22
All the kids are walking through the hallways, mummbling and grumblig that they actually want to kill preston! oh my gosh! the kids here are so over daramatic! and preston doesn't seem happy, he picks up everything, except his wallet, which we jacked, and runs off down the hallway, probably to cry in a bathroom. Then this eddie dude walked up all formal to "escort" shelly to her fourth hour! so off she goes.
"Guys!" i yell once she's gone, "guys it's fourth hour! and we haven't even been to bloody THIRD hour! We were too bloody busy getting in bloody trouble!"
"Oh my gosh you're right," says jacky, horrified.
" Well, we take trouble when it comes to us." mumbles Meli.
"Can that not be on class time?" i snap sarcastically at her. suddenly, i'm very mad. We just jacked some guy who was obviously in many unstable relationships with his "friends". he ran off, he has no friends now. no one wants to be friendless, i know what it feels like.
"Guys, we shouldn't pick on dudes like the guy who threw that cookie at avery." i say. " WE NEED TO GET TO CLASS! i am NOT gonna skip another hour again!" but then we all hear a voice, a scream, coming from an air vent next to us. It's shelly.
"you know we can hear you." says avery into the vent. "where are you?"
"I'm in a closet!" shelly yells back. "in the basement!"
"one sec." i yell into the vent. I pull out my slim laptop and start typing away..."Did you pass any air ducts on the way there?" i yelled down to her.
"a few." she yelled back.
"After them which way'd you turn?"
"right."
"alright! we'll be right there!" i yell to her. and avery and i set off. Meli and jacky say they'd stay there to keep shelly's voice company.
"guess we're all skipping fourth hour today.." i grumble.
Following the blue print layout that i have on my screen, avery and i run as fast as we can, and don't get caught, on our way to the basement. The bell for fourth hour hasn't rung yet. and when we open the door to the cellar, we run smack into Eddie, the "gentleman".
"you scumbag!" avery snarls viciously at him, then pulls his collar up to her face. "What. ARE. YOU. UP .TO?"
"nothing." he says annoyed and yanks himself out of avery's grip, and walks off.
"I'm watching you!" she yells. "alright, let's go!"
we foundd the closet with shelly in it, it was really dark down there, and when we unlocked the door she screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
oh what are we to do?! we're missing all are classes and we need a good excuse. Won't we get in trouble if we don't have a good excuse for missing classes?
i guess i was thinking out loud.
"You could just send a letter to the office saying we all got sick and had go home." says avery, as we're climbing the stairs back up to jacky and meli.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm... i think....what to do? what to do?
Hey guys! it's long, agian. thanks for the support on my last entry, i really enjoy being a hack.....toodles.
Vampire-Princess-Meli
i keep forgetting the parts... sort memory sucks butt!
While Celeste and Avery gets Shelly out of the closet me and Jacky stay behind to comfort Shelly.
"Soooo... how's your day?" Jacky asked.
"What do you think!" Shelly screamed through the pipe.
"I take it was lovely." I say to Jacky. She chuckles.
"What are you two doing?" a group of boys came walking to us. "It's fourth hour! I'm telling a teacher!" a tall skinny boy yells.
I turn around and cross my arms over my chest. "If you can GET to a teacher..." I grin. AN evilish grin!
I jumped up and kicked him in the face. Then the other boys came at me. Jacky came and helped me. Together we did our ninja moves on the boys.
"Take that suckers!" Jacky yells.
"MEOW MEOW MEOW!" a crazy old cat lady shows up.
"What the?" Jacky says.
"I'll handle this..." I say to her. I walk up to the crazy old cat lady. "Is that you Ginger?" I ask.
She drops to the floor and starts twiching. "MEOW MEOW MEOW! I DON'T REMEMBAH!" she yells.
Just then Celeste, Avery, and Shelly came running towards us.
"Hey guys!" Jacky says happily.
what's up with the crazy old cat lady? where did she come from? is SHE a villian... or is she just retarded or something?
Meowh
"Damn worthless boys.." Shelly angrily mutters.
"THEN DON'T FLIRT WITH THEM!!" Jacky yelled.
"Gren's not mean." I say.
"Neither is Jojo!" Meli protests.
"You don't know that." Shelly said.
"I think YOU just have a bad choice in boys" Celeste said, matter-o-factly.
Then the bell rings..
"Poo!" I say.
"Damn!" Jacky says.
"Good mackerel.." Celeste sighs.
"This sucks." Meli says.
"This is a stupid school" Shellysays, stomping the ground.
"AHH! You got my toe!" Celeste howls in pain. That shout must've awoken the crazy cat lady.
"MEOW!?!?!?!?!?!" The shaky woman yells really, really loud. This got the attention of the whole school. The teachers all came out of their classrooms. They all stare at us. Then some official looking guy walks up to us.
"Hello. I'm vice principal Frenwat. What seems to be going on here?"
"Uh.. uh. Well, Vice principle Frenwat," I say, making up a story on spot. "We were all walking to our next classes, then all of a sudden, this crazy cat lady comes up to us and attacks!"
"Yeah, We tried to fight her" says shelly, backing up my story.
"But she was too strong for us." says Jacky.
"And she bit me!" Says Celeste.
"THEN she yells MEOW!"
"And here we are." I finish.
Fancy-painted-boats
part 25
Vice principle frenwat stares at us unimpressed. you can tell that he doubts our story.
" i believe you ladies should come to the office and then-" he is cut off by the fire alarm going off.
"who the devil pulled that?!" he shouts angrily
i can see jojo standing by the fire alarm with a sly smile spreading across his face but the vice principle doesnt notice him. mr. frenwat is about to say something more but we cant hear him over the sound of the alarm and all the kids who are storming out of their classrooms. the crazy cat woman is screaming
"WHERES MY GINGER? i cant remembah!" she is shouting trying to be heard. she takes some random girl by the shoulders shaking her
" is that you ginger?" she asks her.
the girl freaks out and runs.everyone is rushing outside to escape the "fire". this is total chaos, but its perfect for us. we follow the crowd and try to make it look like we're just as confused as the rest of them.
"how about we escape back to our dormroom?" i ask
"well we wont be spotted in all this madness" says celeste
"alright sounds good, lets go!" avery says excitedly
Vampire-Princess-Meli
well.. since no one is on... i guess i'll write now!
Part 26! ha! i got it this time! in ur MOUTH!
As we all run to our dorm room. I see Jojo. 'Oh I hope no one saw him pull that alarm.' I thought.
"I'll be there in a sec." I told the girls. I run over to Jojo. "Hey Jojo!"
He looks at me. "Yeah?"
"Thanks for saving us." I smile at him. "but c'mon. What if someone saw you." I grabbed his hand and we both ran off towards my room. I open the door and see everyone sitting on their beds.
"What's he doing in here!" Shelly yells. Glaring at Jojo.
"Oh. Your just jealous cause Jojo isn't a bad guy and Eddy was." I laugh while I close the door and lock it.
"Whateve! I can get another guy." she's starting to get angry. 'This is fun.' I smile.
"Uh-huh. Just admit it." I cross my arms over my chest.
She didn't say anything.
"IN YOUR MOUTH!" I yell and everyone starts laughing.
I look at everyone. "I wonder what happened to Travis..." I wonder outloud.
"TRAVIS!" Everyone shouts.
"You know Travis?" Jacky asks.
"I haven't seen Travis yet..." Avery says.
"Neither have I." Celeste whispers.
"I have!" Shelly yells while waving her hand in the air.
We all stare at her.
"W-wait a minute!" I shout. Then they all look at me. "How... do you all know Travis?" I ask them.
They didn't say anything.
what's going on!? how do we all know Travis!? will we ever see Travis again?! stay tuned next time on... oh guys? what's this story called?
Cynthiasideways
part 27
"I..." i began explaining how i knew Travis,
"I..." Jacky began explaining how she knew Travis,
"I..." Avery began explaining how she knew Travis,
"I saw him right before first hour!" shouted shelly, "in the hallway!"
"met him at a crash course for computer crashing, but he dropped out. so, i was teaching him on my own on and off, but i haven't seen him since November."
"met him last year at my school, he had been sneaking mysterious letters into my locker. we became pretty good friends."
"met him at a conspiracy meeting that i attended when i moved here. We shared some parallel views on evil conjunctions."
"oh," said Meli, " we were just good friends." then she looked nervously at Jojo. "Travis Vanderburgh and I." yeah, i doubt it, i thought taking her look at jojo to mean something else.
"Alright!" i said to the now silent group. you sir, how about a shave? i said in my head. "It's about lunch time now, why don't we find some place in town where we can eat?"
Jojo knew a place, it was called "sit and eat", i know, original. but we all walked there because it was only a couple blocks off campus. We all ordered some food from the counter up front, and sat down once we had everything. of course i had brought my laptop, so i pulled it out.
"Good food here." said avery, "we should come here everyday!"
"We can't" i replied, "We're supposed to be eating lunch at school on the weekdays. Speaking of which, we need to set up a plan to get us out of school for the rest of the day. An excuse of some type."
"we're already out." said shelly," what's the big deal?"
"It's that we can't walk around like we own the place!" i said, "we can't keep getting into such open mischeif, we hafta be smarter then the school officials. Tommorow we will be asked why we skipped 5 classes the day before, and if we don't have and excuse, or something, we'll be in trouble."
"we shouldn't draw atension to ourselves." said jacky.
"What can you do to help us on your computer?" said avery.
"Just what are we planning to DO?!" said shely sharply, "you guys sound like you want to save the world!"
"not save," i said slyly, "but make it oh so much better."
wait a second. are we trusting jojo to be in our group? hmmm?
sassyshelly-rawr-
"ok this is the plan...." i started telling them..."we sneak in at 4 in the morning,break a pipe in the basement, get the password for the radio station...tell the radio station that our school is cancelled due to a water leak in the basement and then we wait til the next few days or soo depending on how good the repair man is and how bad our damage was...sooo how bout it?" i ask them..they looked lost and it was a long silence
"oooohh k i think we can do it" says celeste trying to be positive
"yea of course but how we gonna get in the school at 4 when we have no key" asks avery
"...well they should be heading in the school by now, since they noticed there is no fire we sneak in by the principal or vice principal and take his keys, hurry to make a copy and then bring them back before school is out" i said knowingly
"but schools gonna be out in 2 more hrs..thats impossible" says meli
"fine then lets get started now then" i say dashing off towards the school..i stop and come back
"remeber guys get a good sleep we break in at dawn, i'll get the keys and copy them and come back when im ready...
"where is she"
"she better be here now"
"its already been 1 hr and a half"
"im here" i said bursting through the "sit and eat" place where they waited....
"i got the keys and i already checked the door to make sure it works and we can use celeste hacking skills to find a safe and easy way down to the basement to a water pipe and burst it open" i said
"ok then time for bed, we got a big morning ahead of us" said jojo
"u cant do this" i said
"why not" he asked
"because this is our job a ladies job" i say proudly
"well then you ladies will be ruined when i go tell the principal" said jojo standing up walking to the door
"NOOOOO!" we yelled at him
"ok then count me in" said jojo..and off he went to go back to his dormroom
"lets go guys get lots of rest, our mission begins in 12 hrs..."(it was 4pm now) i said to the girls
Meowh
I hate this plan so much. And shelly was stupid enough not to realize that boarding schools have their dorms connected to the school. But, she already went through all the trouble to get the key, we might as well act like ninja's in getting out of a couple days of school. Though, I never got in trouble, I could have just said I got mauled by a mob of angry teenage girls attacking Preston Goomoster. but no, we are sneaking into school, vandilizing it, and when we come back to school, we will Still need an excuse for why skipped on so many days.
"What happens if we get caught?" Jacky says.
"We won't" says Celeste. "I have my computer system hooked up to the school, and so I have access to all the school camera monitors."
"You better be right." Jacky says, still worrying. "I just want a normal school expiriance when we're done"
"How boooooring" Meli says.
"Whatever, I'm not the type of person to get in trouble" I say.
"PLUS, school can be really interesting with all the boys around here." Says Jacky.
"But, boys suck" Shelly says.
"Not all of them" Jacky says.
"You just are unlucky." Celeste says.
"Anyway, lets sleep." Shelly says, trying to avoid the conversation.
"We still have twelve hours." Jacky says.
"I only need eight" Celeste says.
"Yeah, I'll do some homework." I say.
"What?" Meli asks.
"We got homework in math!" I say. "Maybe you should do it."
"We'll have three days or more to get it done." Meli retorts.
"Whatever" I say shrugging her off.
fancy-painted-boats-
part 30
my alarm clock goes off. i groan and look at it. it says its 345. omg. and its in the morning. i slooowly crawl out of my bed and wake everyone up. i walk over to shelly's bed and poke her.
"leave me alooone" she mumbles and throws her pillow in my face.
i throw it right back at her
"this was your plan and you have to get up!" i say pushing her out of bed
"aaaaaaauuugh" she groans
everyone else is slowly waking up due to the noise shelly made from me pushing her off the bed.
"hey, we still got fifteen minutes, why did you wake us up early?" says meli angrily
"as if fifteen more minutes of sleep would have mattered!" i retort, "besides we need to get in costume" i grin
"costume? what costume?" celeste asks
"our burgaler costumes!" i say proudly
"what are we going to wear?" asks avery
"we're going to dress in black of course" i say
so we go to our closets and pull out our costumes. by the time we're all dressed we look like a couple of bank robbers.
"hey we look pretty good" meli says showing off in the mirror
then we here a quiet knock at the door. i open it and there stands jojo. he's dressed in black too, but thats nothing new.
"are you guys ready to go?" he asks looking mischievous.
"yup." i say.
Meowh
Now that Jojo is with us and we are all dressed in black (O.0 funeral?), we head out the door. We creep to the big double doors at the end of the hall the dorms lead into the actuall school. We stand in front of it. Shelly takes out the copy key. She inserts it into the lock, turns it, and...
"It doesn't work.." Shelly whispers.
"Thats because you're turning it the wrong way, doofus" I whisper lecture.
"Oh..." She turns it the correct way..
"It works!" Shelly whisper yells in triumph.
"You know" I whisper scold, "there is a door into the orchestra room unlocked over there, and we could have cut accross the room and exited out without faking the key.
"But this is more ninja-y" Meli whispers.
"Whatever." We open the door slowly, hoping it doesn't creak. It doesn't. We step right through.
"Okay, I'm going to hook up my computer to a wireless feed of the school camera monitors." Celeste whispers. She finds one of those outlet things in the ground, and pulls out a red wire. Then she plugs it in the the side of her laptop.
"That's pretty high tech" Jojo whispers in awe,
"I know" Celeste whisper gloats. She get the feed into her computer. She disconnects it from the floor cable. Now when she walks, we can see everywhere they have a camera.
"Okay, let's go down this halll, and stay on the right wall." Celeste whipser orders, checking her computer.
"Ooo, being sneaky is fun" Jacky whisper cheers. we all move along the wall silently untill we reach a flight of stairs going down.
"That's the basement." Shelly whispers. "I remember being locked in a closet down there by... eddy.." At the mention of Eddy, she clenches her fists. We start walking down the steps.
"Are there any camera's down here?" Jacky whipser asks.
"Only one" Celeste whispers, checking her lappytop. "But I don't think we are going over there." We open the door at the bottom of the stairs. And lucky for us, the pipes were to the right of us. Meli, taking out a wrench, goes first. Then Jacky stumbles to the floor.
"Was that loud?" JAcky whisper apologizes.
"Probably not loud enough for anyone to hear." I whisper back. We find a good pipe, and Meli was just about to hit it when,
"Don't hit it!" Jojo whisper yells. "You'll just make more noise, and they will come down here. Let me have the wrench." And because Meli is madly in love with him, she hands over the wrench. That's something she would never do for us. Jojo finds a joint pipe, and he starts unscrewing the 'wingnut' to create a leak.
"Okay, it's leaking now." Jojo whispers. "Let's head back." We all head back the same way we came. Opening the double doors into the dorms, I say something.
"Let's wait a couple of hours to call the people 'bout the leak, so it's not so suspicious" I am still whispering. They all nod and we say goodbye to JoJo, and head into our dorm room. We change into normal sleep clothes, and colaspe on our beds and fall asleep.
Cynthiasideways
part 32
She told me that i should go back to drama class, that i couldn't play the bari. saxophone anymore. I told her to leave the premises immediately, and then my French grandmother walked in and pulled down my trousers.
What a nightmare. I guess that's what the guys at my old school meant when they said "depantsed". My eyes quickly adjusted to the darkness all around. All the girls were snoring, well, hypothetically, none of them were actually that loud. In fact, it kinda felt like being in a room with dead bodies. The alarm clock's red glare read 505am. I guess I hadn't been asleep long, so i was about to turn back into my most comfortable covers and get some more snoozes.
Then i heard some coughing outside the window, and suddenly, i wasn't so comfortable. I slipped out of bed and quietly shut the room's window, in case anyone tried to come in. Thinking none of my roommates would wake up while i was gone, i simply picked up my cell phone, in case of emergency, and stepped out of the dorm room, to discover just who was outside our window.
To get to the outdoors i had to walk through a few halls, all the time thinking, "why am i doing this? I shut the darn window, i should just go back to sleep. not like there's gonna be school today. Oh DRAT! we forgot to call the radio! drat drat drat!" and then i reached the spot outside our window, and there was Preston, the guy from school, the guy who we jacked, standing outside my dorm room, smoking a cigarette.
dirty cigarettes, ruining our perfect world, "now tell me! where are the others!" just kidding.
Meowh
Huh? Whispering? Something about ciggarettes? Someone must've been talking their sleep. Wait, that bed is empty. Empty? That's where Celeste sleeps. I haer it again. More whispering about 'smokes' and 'ciggys'. I quickly tip-toe 'cross the room to the door. I peer out, but no ones there. Huh, weird. More whispering!! This time I creep to the window. Of course! The window is unlactched. I try to open it as quietly as possible, but two figures (Ah! the two that must've been whispering!) see me.
"Avery?" says a familliar voice.
"Celeste?" I reply. "Is that you?" At this momoent, I started giggling. (Is that you
ginger? Duh) I forgot about the second person.
"Hey! You're another robber chick!" The figure said. Preston Goomoster. Augh.
"I told you" Celeste says "We're very sorry. See, I have your girtcard. You can have it back."
"I don't care about that measly giftcard. I want my phone back" He said with much aggitation.
"Well, it's out of battery, so I couldn't do anything else" I said, making excusess and pulling out the cell phone from my pants pocket (Why was it in my pajama pants? I don't know, I didn't want to inturrupt the story just to go and get it), I held it out to him. He blew a smoke ring in my face, I started coughing, and he took the phone.
"Smoking is horrible for you!!" I coughed at him.
"Why should I listen to you?" He said, throwing down the 'ciggy' butt, "You robbeb me, and ruined my life. Everyone hates me now"
"We really, really sorry!" Celeste said.
"Maybe YOU are, but I doubt the other girls feel the same way." We said, raising his voice.
"Shhh... you'll wake people." I say. Celeste hears the urgenty my voice. If we wake people, then we will be really suspicious for the leak. "I'll bring out the other girls, and we will give you back your iteams, and each of us will do a favor for you." I sneak over to the window. Climbing in is a lot harder then climbing out. I nudge all the girls and tell them we are having an inciddent with 'cookie boy'. They groan, but enventually wake up. We all head out the door with our items.
"Was someone smoking here?" Meli says. "Anyway, here's your money..." She reluctantly handed over the cash.
"Thank you, and your favor for me is washing the toilet in my dorm." She gives Preston this evil glance when he said this.
"Here's your ID card" Jacky says, handing over the card.
"Alright, uh.. Math homework for a week," Angry that shes has double algebra homework, she shuffles over to meli.
"Next!"
"Okay, Here's that gift card." Celeste says with a smile. She obviously feels sorry that he now has no friends.
"You tell everyone I' a nice guy"
"Here's your phone card." Shelly says, "I did use like five minutes to call my mom, but that okay, right?"
"Your favor is my laundry, INCLUDING underwear." With a sick expression, she heads over to the other girls.
"Here's the cell phone." I mumble this, because I starting to feel bad for the guy.
"Okay, your favor is to be my girlfriend for a month."
"WHAT!?" I whisper yell.
”Thats right, you ruined my life, I ruin yours"
"No deal."
"Then the deals off, and I scream"
"WHat? You wouldn't"
"Yes I would." Looking at the other girls, they nod, knowing that if he would scream, we prolly would be busted.
"Okay," I say "But there are boundaries."
sassyshelly-rawr-
after we had to make those horrible deals with preston the smoking freak. we all went back to sleep.
"ahhh its morning at 735!" i scream in the room
"wat is your problem?!"meli yells back at me
"we never got the password, now we're doomed!" i cry in agony
"i walk outside the dooroom and i see no one. maybe they're all in class...wow it smells like mildew in here. i walk back in the room
"hey guys no one out there..." i say getting cut off by jacky
"yea look i can see them.." she pionted outside the window, we all rushed to the window and looked out and there was the whole school kids and teacher. thee must've been an evacuation for the flood..
"aarrgg why didnt anyone tell us?" says avery
"ooo well" says celeste in defeat. then there's a knock on the door. we open it and without permission to step in he does
"wat do you want preston?" i ask him
"well i need these washed, dryed and folded today.. and also these are my lucky drawers.. you need to hand wash those they're delicate" he says with an evil grin passing me all his clothes.. i take on smell and i faint cause of the stinch!
fancy-painted-boats-
part 35 (you people better remember to label these things!)
we're all standing around laughing and the fainted shelly when suddenly preston walks towards me.
"here's your homework" he tells me.
"uuuuuugh." i groan
"and meli, my toilet needs to be washed, get on it" he commands
meli has a sickened look to her face
but walks out without complaint. celeste is sooo lucky that all she has to do is say that he's a nice guy. not nearly as much work as the rest of us.
"SHELLY wake up!" avery shouts and kicks her
"AUGH! what the flying bologna?" she shouted
"and avery, how about you come with me. we have a date this afternoon."he said
avery stands there shocked and looking embarased.
"uuuugh" she groaned too.
so off goes avery, on her date. meli goes out the door to wash some toilets, shelly is still pretending to have fainted, and celeste goes out to tell the world what a great person preston is. yeah right. might as well get started on this dreaded homework, oh but wait, preston just said i had to do it...he didnt say i had to do it RIGHT. ooh loophole. hope he likes F's.
Meowh
This is blackmail. This is so blackmail. Of all the chores, I'm his girl friend. I would rather hand wash his delecates.
"Hey look at that new girl! She hooked up with that jerk, Goo!" "What is she thinking" "Well, I don't know, someone told me he was really nice, I think her name was spacy like" All the side comments were horrible walking outside. We were off campus yet, but all the darn kids were muttering things about mostly how stupid I was.
"So, Preston, where are we going?" I say through cringed teeth.
"Not uh uh! It's darling, or hun"
"Okay then, <em>darling</em>..."
"That's better. We are going to this casual, but nice resterant. It's called The Blue Dimension"
"Blue dimension?"
"THE blue dimension."
"Sounds stupid.."
"It's not! Plus it's affordable and quite tasty." I walk in silence all the way there. We finally get to The Blue Dimension, and it's this little cute cafe'. It would have been really awesome if my companion was a bit more of someone I liked. This guy sucks. He lead me over to a table out side where a waiter 'waited' us.
"So wha' would this cuuute couple like today?" This really preppy sounding lady came over. The worst part is, she wasnt a teen. She was middle aged.
"I'd like to die...." I mummble.
"i didn't catch that, what would you like?" the waiter questioned.
"Uh, Yeah, the soup stuff.."
”The special soup of today is"-
"Yeah, yeah, I'll take it" Suprised at my lack of entusiasm on a date, she asks what Prestons wants (A trurkey & swiss sandwich) and walks off.
"I think you should take our relationship to the next level" He said.
"I think we shouldn't"
"I think we should."
"Well I don't"
"I do" I give him the evil eye, get up and run back to campus. It was a long run to continue with out walking, but I did it, because i didn't want 'The Goo' to find me. I open my dorm room to find Shelly hand washing the boxers with clovers on them and Jacky at a desk doing a huge stack of homework.
”How was your date?" Jacky asks snickering.
"Guys you gotta hide me" I say.
"Why?"
"I left in the middle of the date and ran back here, let me hide in the closet" At that I hear Preston yelling down the hall 'Av-er-ry! Oh Avery! Were are you? We have a date to finish!'. I run into the closet, and we get the door shut right when the other one opens. (One door closes, one door opens, clever, huh?)
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"hide me!" screams avery comin in the room.."preston is after me!" she yells at us runnin towards the closet..she gets in and then preston walks in the room..wow great timing
"wheres ave.. i kno shes in here" says preston
"no shes not.. shewent and hid in the mrs. hermit class..." says celeste lying
"no she isnt..all the rooms are locked.." says preston
"ooohh yea i just remebered she went to ur room..to show u something..i think" says meli trying to convice him that avery actually wants him
"ooohh she did?" says preston now blushing
"yyea man, u better run before she ditches u again" says jacky
"ookk!!" says preston but then we heard something...comin from the closet
"i pulled up to the house bout 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabby, yo homes smell ya later..loo..."
"wat was that comin from the closet?" asks preston..before anyone could stop him he ran to it and opened in and avery wasnt there
"ahhh haaa i told u she aint here" i say
"oohh ok then i'll leave to go find her in my room...and she better be there or there will be extra chores!" threatens preston..once he leaves we hear a big boom from the closet..we open it and theres ave on the floor
"where were u?" asks celeste
"from my waist down was on the shelf and i had to hold my body up with my hands the closet doors..wow good thing i have upper body strength" says avery now flexng her "invisible" muscles.
"well u better get ur butt up to preston's room before he gets there..i dont want no extra chores!" screams meli
"welll i kno but i dont wanna!" whines avery "he soo weird and anno.."
"goo already!" we scream at her..she runs off takeing a short cut to preston's room
"yes we did it" says jacky..then theres a mysterious knock at the door..i open it and theres jojo
"ooohh joy the desperate loser is here" i say to meli
"who? u!" snaps meli
"ooohh i oughta!" i say clinching my fists
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part 38 (oh my gosh susanna.)
"Go away Jojo." i say through gritted teeth.
"Hey!" shouts Meli, "What do you have against him?Hmm?!"
I grab my head and bang it against Jacky's shoulder. "I'm having a nervous breakdown!" i shout, while repeatedly banging.
Shelly whistles, "Oooo-kaaaay.....SO! What's the dip Jojo?"
"Wondered what you guys would be doing with all this free time off school." He says shuffling his feet. I lay sprawled on the bed almost crying with mirthless laughter. "Apparently, you're getting your freak out before school's back in session." he says.
"No!" i whisper, then twitch because whispering scares me, "It's just, i don't feel like myself right now."
"Alright," says Meli, "I'm a little bored of hearing about your wackjob spurts." then she turns to Jojo. "Let's go somewhere!"
"Ummmm...." says Jojo.
"Can we come?" says Jacky, looking apprehensively at me.
"Let's go somewhere!" shouts Shelly excitedly, "Haha! Avery misses out!"
"Come ON, jojo!" Meli grabs the dark clothed boy's hand and all of them quickly leave me alone in the dorm room. I walk up the the door, and turn the lock. Celeste's little insane asylum, "Welcome funny Figs!" and if they don't want me with them, i don't want them with me either.
I get on my bed, and attempt to do a headstand.
sorry this entry took so long! everyone is always on recently, and i barely get a chance to right now.... wonder where you guys are going? Why am i having a weird spout? sometimes they just happen.
Meowh
Running up the stairs, I am thinking of a way to get there before preston. Plus, what will I show him? Ugh.. definately not what he wants me to show him. I mean, AUGH! So I am still running and trying to come up with something to show him, when I bump into someone.
"Oh hey Gren," I say, really embarassed. "I didn't see you there."
"Nah, it's okay. "He says, casually looking around. "You obviously were pretty into your thoughts, you were mumbling stuff. I couldn't understand them (Thank god!), Is there anyting wrong?" I am over joyed to know he cares! Yes.
"So, Preston.." I say.
"Your boyfirend" He says, trying to control laughter.
”Yeah, so.. I am being forced to be is boyfriend.."
"What?"
"It's horrible, My friends and I are basically getting blackmailed, but I swear it's the worst for me."
"Oh I'm So sorry, should we tell someone?" I shake my head, locked in his gaze (teehee! this is weird). Those lovely dark brown eyes...
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" A voice says.. A very <em> annoying </em> voice says. Preston.. Uh oh, Did he see me with Gren?
"GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND!" He shouts some more, Then turns to me and whispers menicenly into my ear, "We had a deal.. and running off during a date is not a part, you guys get extra chores.."
"No, no no, no. I was just asking this person here if he knew were a soda machine was" I said, trying to act like I never seen him, "I got bored waiting for you in your room. Plus, I was thirsty."
"Oh, okay then.. You're coming back up with me"
"All righty, Uh.. Bye.. <em> stranger </em>" I said with a wink to Gren.
Once we get up to his room, I don't know what to show him.
"The girls told me you wanted to show me somethin..." He said, walking closer to me.
"Uh huh, It's really neat" I say, avoiding him. I see somethin on the dresser top, I grab it.
"You see here" I say, opening the new bottle of coke I got. The item I grabbed from the dresser were mentos. "If I open this.. Like this.. Then put these babies in here.. watch what happens." I say this, and it starts exploding.
"You see? Science is fun"
"Are you sure, that's aall you wanted to show me?" He says, not looking one bit intruiged by the mess I made in his room.
"Um, yes.."
"They told me you would show me something.. better"
"Then they told wrong" I say backing up to the door.
"You sure?" He says, getting way to close for comfort.
"YES!" I shout, and I tank hold of the door knob and run out. Once again, running way from preston, what will hapen this time?
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part 40
We decided to go to the ever popular chuck e' cheeses, since pretty much anywhere else is packed full of kids enjoying their break. however, there are a FEW kids from our school who are having fun playing in the little kid tubes. we're all sitting around one of the tables eating pizza though. I take a huge bite of my pizza and the cheese is stretching out and i burst into random giggles. everyone stares at me and just kind of looks away.
"ok then.." shelly says trying to sound interesting
"lets go play some games!" meli says excitedly
"i hate games" jojo mumbles
so they all get up and they wander off to go play the various games. i go to the little spider stomper machine. i put in my coin in and the game starts. i start stepping on the little light up buttons
"take that you stupid spider!" i shout at the machine
"who are you calling a stupid spider?!" the machine shouts back
my mouth drops open in awe but then i realize its avery from behind the machine.
"HIDE ME!" she yells into my face while shaking my shoulders.
"umm ok" i say grabbing her hand. i pull her into the little kid tubes and we go crawling through.
"what happened?" i question her
"preston burst my personal bubble and i ran away again!" she wails
"oh my god your going to get us in so much trouble!" i shout at her
"sorry" she mumbles
we crawl a little farther through the tubes and some little kids go speeding past us screaming.
"well i doubt he'll find you here, i mean, only freaks go here" i say when suddenly from the corner of my eye i see preston walk in.
dun dun dun! will preston find us??
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Don't you just hate when someone says, "I <3 you."?
I mean seriously, all they're saying is "I less than 3 you."
Woot. Someone less than 3's you. Celebrate, why don't ya.
I mean seriously, all they're saying is "I less than 3 you."
Woot. Someone less than 3's you. Celebrate, why don't ya.
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