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____________ZOMBIE TRIPLE FEATURE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!____________

Now Ghouls and Ghoulettes...We shall Be Reviewing:
Sam Katzman's "The Rage"

The Rage starts out with this scientist talking into the camrea about some crap..I wasnt really paying attention..and he has this guy tied to a bench thing and injects a Mutagen called The Rage, which makes whoever it is injected into a Ultra-violent anger machine!
Now the Guy escapes and goes on this rampage, and tries to kill the scientist but just ends up injecting the Mutagen in him and running off.
Now he meanders threw a forrest, killing a family out camping that talk..very strangly..and slowly..like their on pills..for depression..
Also this is one of the few movies where you see a kid die besides the fat kid exploding in From Dusk Till Dawn, and the kid in Night Of The Living and Quarintine..(Zombie Kids freak me right the ******** out..)

Now theres this whole thing where this group of people are at this concert thing..its really unimportant..
Now I actually thought that this movie was going to be about the zombie..or The Rage-ite which was a cool thing, till these people apeared..and their storys are just stupid and worthless..

Now, they hit one of the Rage-ites and theyre van thing crashes.They then get attacked by a Rage-ite, and a bunch of mutant vultures(they even kill one of them..who happens to be black..why does the black guy in the group die first?)

Now the rest of it is really just worthless running away, trying to fight back and dying..
They eventually end up in the scientists lab, and go under a bunch of expirements and get abused by a midget hunchback Rage-ite with a monkey and a sonny bono wig.
They once again escape, and it just ends up being some guy and some girl, now the guy ends up going agenst this giant Rage-ite whos name is Gor..who..maybe its just me..has stunning..STUNNING..similaritys to Tor Johnson, Ed Wood actor..hell he's name is even the same!...I mean if you got a picture of Tor from Plan 9 and Gor from this..they look almost exactly the same..

Now Gor is Blind so the guy uses that to his advantage to kill him, and the girl "Kills" the little midget guy..who keeps spouting stuff like "Ill tear off your tits and eat them!" or "Ill tear off your face and eat it!".
Now they get attacked again bye the little guy, and chop him to death, then attacked by the scientist, and..I forgot what happened, but they escape, only to be killed by mutant birds..

THE END

This movie is bad..but It bad on purpose(Or it isnt and it just a bad movie thats pretty good..)
Its really gorey, and the Rage-ites are cool looking..

Overall:
Gore:4/5 This movie is ******** gorey..
Screams:4/5
Survivor Girl:2/5 I really really didnt like any of the main characters
Theme:1/5 just random rock music..I think there might have been some other stuff but..I forgot..
Villians:4/5 They are cool looking..and the little guys entertaining..
Overall:3/5 Eh..Its a Zombie movie

Next Day Of The Dead..