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_________"TERROR FIRMER"________

Yaah...Terror Firmer..I dont even know where to start...

Terror Firmer is a Troma Movie..about a serial killer Hermafradite, who targets a film crew in Tromaville and kills many..many people..

Now the film crew is working on a Toxie Movie called...Well Terror Firmer...It could be considered a Joke Making of Movie..But the Terror Firmer in the movie is completely diffrent then the movie itself..

Now the movie begins with a rocking version of "Amazing Grace" and shows short clips of the serial killer killing 3 people by
1.)A guy hits on the Hermafradite and gets his legs choped/Ripped off..(Also you dont know its a hermafradite yet..you think its just a girl with a wierd voice..)
2.)Rips a Womans Fetus Out of Her Stomach
3.)Kills a man with cereal..Seriously..Killed by Toxic Avenger Corn Flakes(Which Shows up many times in the movie)

Now this movie is on the "Z" Rating as all Troma Movies..and this movie has all the Troma Trademarks..
Sex(Many times)
Gore(Many Times)
s**t(Literally)
Lesbians/Gays/Hermafradites(A movie for everyone)
and Toxic Avenger and Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD..

Now the movie has many..many characters in it..But ******** them all their worthless and really just there for a cheap laugh..
The first maincharacter is Jennifer..Who..Uh..I dont know what she does in the movie..I guess she works for film makers..
And then theres Larry Benjamin whos the Blind director in the movie..Whos played by the actual director Lloyd Kaufman.
Then theres Jerry whos this wierdo guy who likes to play pranks and does cheap fake out in the movie..
Then theres the last important maincharacter Cassey, who ends up being the Serial Killer, Hermafradite freak...And apearently..Hes/Shes in love with...both Jerry and Jennifer..

Now this movie has horribly gorey scenes in it, which go aloung with the script of the movie..in the movie..Which is kinda hard to explain..

The whole movie is just silly, theres so many dumb jokes, and sex scenes with wierd sound effects, its just insane..

Then it goes into this thing where Cassey takes parts of his victims and pickles them..Its just really ******** up..

Now At the end, Cassey tries to blow everyone up, but only kills Director Larry Benjamin..Then gets set on fire and killed finnally by Larry Benjamin's Daughter who cant talk..

If your into intentionally horrible movies with mild porn aspects and lots of gore, you will love this movie..

Another thing I forgot to mention, its Incredibly long..I blame the way the movies set up..
Gore=Crazy s**t=Sex=Gore=Crazy s**t=Sex=Gore
and at the end, you get a entertaining infomercail about Hermafradites narrated by Lemmy From MotorHead..

Overall:

Gore:5/5(Fetus Gets Ripped out of a Woman)
Screams:5/5(Theres just one long scene of a woman screaming after a guy gets murdered by a ecalader)
Survivor Girl:3/5(Well Besides Getting ******** Numerous Times Shes Kinda..Well..Shes got a Man Jaw..)
Theme:4/5(Ill give it credit to making Amazing Grace sound Bad a**..)
Villian:4/5(a Crazy Serial Killer Hermafradite..I can Dig it)
Overall:5/5..