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_________"Seed Of Chucky"___________

Oh the horror..Or the non-horror...This movie is such a craptastic piece of s**t..I mean it starts out like a horror movie, where you see Glen..or is it Glenda?(Glen Or Glenda Reffrence) from frist person view because hes too hideous just to show right away killing these people who got him in the mail, you see some naked shower scene action(Most likely a Psycho refrence..) and then brief glimaces of Glen/Glenda and then it ends up being a dream, he wakes up(Pissing himself..Guess hes a wets himself doll)and starts his act the "Randomguy and Shitface show!" yah his owner calls him shitface, most likely because chuckys kid is fugly as ********.
Now then it cuts to a fake out of chucky and Tiff killing a fake santa on the set of the movie "Chucky Goes Psycho". Apearently for this movie their going all "New Nightmere"...So then they introduce the main character, the girl from Bound(Or as she reffers to herself, Jeniffer Tilly) Who is playing Tiff in the fake movie, and in the actuall movie..

Now her story is meaningless so ******** it, we whant to know about Chuck. So Glen/Glenda sees his parents on the television during a fake interview, and ascapes to Hollywood to meet them, once there he resserects them(5th time for Chucky..Jesus..) and then they start their long complicated plan..:
1.)Get into Jeniffer Tilly's House
2.)Artifically Inseminate her
3.)Have her make a baby for Glen/Glenda
4.)Transfer all their bodys
Now ofcourse it takes along time to do all this, but it actually happens, FINNALLY SWEET LORD FINNALLY!
Tiff gets into Jenifer by the end of the movie, and then puts Glen and Glenda into both of Jenifer Tillys kids(She had Twins)
Now you see:
Glen/Glenda doesnt know if hes a boy or girl because he wasnt made anotomicly correct..so hes got split personallitys.

This movie is just for camp value, like the last one, it doesnt seem really like a Childs Play movie, its kind of gone into its own thing now and The Killer Doll Family is about as original as Leperchaun In Da Hood
Now as a comedy horror, this is okay, but theres too many stupid lines and they try to hard to reffrence things(Shining Reffrence, Glen Or Glenda Refrence, Many, Many Bound jokes, and Jeniffer Tilly Jokes) like in Bride Of Chucky, its like their not really taking it seriously, and how can you, hes a god damned walking talking doll.
This is the same problem that happened to Friday The 13th also, eventually it gets to the point where even the makers of the film cant even take there job seriesly, I mean it really..really would have been better off if they ended it on Bride of..But they didnt..
Also whant to point out that director John Waters(Pink Flamingos, Polyester, Hairspray) was the paparatzi who got burned by acid..


So this movie horrible as a horror movie, okay as a comedy, but the weakest in this series..

Overall:

Gore:3/5 Chuck once more, gets ******** over, and by his son..also John Waters gets it good..
Screams:4/5 Jenifer Screams Alot..
Survivor Girl: 4/5
Villians:2/5 Glen is really, really horrible looking, Slappy from Goosebumps would have been better..
Theme:1/5 Just some random metalish rock
Final verdict:2/5 Skip this one, unless your a die-hard fan, then just rent it..