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You know what is great about being Asian?

Besides the fact that were awesome, smart, adorable(?), etc, etc.

I think the best part is you can trick people.

I don't mean con artist trick you!

I mean you can pretend that you don't understand Chinese

And make people think they can say stuff about you without them knowing you can actually understand them

Do you realize how much fun that is?

Not that I've actually done it around some one I know

But believe me I'm super tempted!

The only time I've ever done it would be commercial calls

I'm pretty sure you can agree with me that no matter what language its in, commercial calls are REALLY annoying

Which brings me to the story~

So I'm at home and the phone rings

I walk over to pick it up and the person says

"小姐，你想不想買我們公司的產品?"

Or something along that line

Which means "Miss, would you like to buy our companies product?"

So evil little me decides to say

"What?"

And then the person on the phone is like crap!

So they use they try their best possible English

"Do you... Speak... Chinese?"

"No"

"Is... Anyone... Home?"

"No"

"Uh... Thank you... for your time..."

And they hang up and I laugh my butt off :3

And say "Trolololololol~~"

I told my Mom and she doesn't like commercial calls either and she says

"I can't believe you did that! But it was pretty funny!"

I love my Mom :3

And doing things like that to people~