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Once upon a time there was a unicorn named Sonny and he was wondering through the Enchanted Forest when he came across this dude named Sol. "Hey dude!" Sonny said as he saw that Sol was selling random weeds from his magical weed tree. Sol smiled and was all like "Hey Sonny. You want some weeds? I'll give you some for 4 shillings!" And Sonny was all "But I'm broke man." So Sonny went off into the forest to find some shillings.
So Sonny's walking along and he runs into Domo and he's all like "You're awesome dude, here's a random shilling." And Sonny was all happy and kept going. He then ran into a black dude named Matt, and he was definitely rich. You could tell by his chicken hat. So, Sonny beat up Matt and stole 3 shillings from him and ran back to Sol.
So they did the whole exchanging process, and Matt came and round house kicked Sol and Sonny in the face stealing the magical weed tree, now named Lauren, and the 4 shillings making him 1 shilling richer.
That is the end of part one. smile

PART 2:
Once upon a time there was a Prince named Raul, and he wanted a Princess. So, since Sol was no longer able to sell weeds from his magical weed tree, he had to start doing miscellaneous jobs, like finding princess for princes who can't get laid.
So, Raul knew what Princess he wanted, but she was in a large tower which was surrounded by a lake of fire, which is surrounded by a lake of water which is guarded by a large purple magical dragon named Terrance.
So Sol was all like "Ok, I can do this!" and he went off to get the Princess.
So now, Sol's at the large tower thing with the princess. And he goes "Aww s**t man, I'm white... I can't swim." So he pondered when he looked over and saw another magical weed tree. So he went over and smoked from it, and he then saw a giant whale emerge from the water. "HORRAH!~" he said hopping on the whale which carried him across the lake of water.
He got to the lake of fire and stood on the whale unsure of what to do. "OH ********." He yelled as the random rainbow and candy mountain letters swooped down over the fire to Sol.
Sol quickly ran past the letters that were singing the Candy Mountain theme from Charlie the unicorn and saw the Princess. "Princess! I am here to rescue you!" he said, but since Sol was high he thought the Princess was pretty and wanted to have sex with her.
The Princess, was secretly Jake. He had been locked in the castle and got really bored so he finally decided to play dress up after 4 years figuring no one had come this long, so no one would come ever... He was wrong. He was wearing a wig, makeup, a pink dress, and high heels. Silly Jake.
Jake was all "Oh hell no~!" And hit Sol over the head with a whine bottle making him pass out. Jake then escaped down the rainbow and was finally able to go home.
While Sol was passed out, the candy mountain letters stole his kidney, and he woke up and was in the same predicament that Jake had been in.
Raul was now angry because Sol never came back with his Princess. He then found Matt and hired him to do Sol's job since he failed. Basically the same adventure Sol went on happened, and Matt was now stuck in the tower.
Raul was now furious, so he decided to send a woman, so he sent Keysha. Keysha was ll like "Man, I have woman powers, I'm gonna fly up there." So she got up there and decided she liked Matt and was going to keep him up there for her own personal pleasures and didn't give him to Raul.
Meanwhile the ninja Kri snuck into Raul's castle to find Tink the farie stuck in a jar. Raul was going to use the farie to wish for a Princess now, but Kri kicked Raul's a** and killed him to take over his kingdom. Kri now let the farie go, and Tink gave her 3 wishes and they all lived happily ever after. So the moral of the story is, don't get stuck in a tower. Don't capture faries. And the moral of the story is Ben's a f*****t.