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((Idk, this one's okay I guess. It looked better in my head. Watch this at the same time!))

Amber: *at Crystal's, playing with her hair* Crystal, now that we're friends, i've decided to make you my new project!

Crystal: *squirming a bit* You really don't have to do that...

Amber: *smiles and leans next to her, so they're both in the mirror* I know, that's what makes me so nice!

*stands up and examines her, one hand on her own chin, the other holding her own elbow*

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I - and let's face it, who isn't? Less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed...

*grins and does the Tamaki point at her*

And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over!

Crystal: *starts to open her mouth to protest*

Amber: *cuts her off* I know, I know, exactly what they need! And even in your case, though it's the toughest case I've yet to face... Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed! Follow my lead! And yes indeed! You. Will. Be...

*twirls around and pulls out a pink sparkletastic fashion magazine*

POPULAR! You're gonna be popular! I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys! Little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh!

*pulls out some kitten heels*

I'll show you what shoes to wear!

*starts curling her hair*

How to fix your hair! Everything that really counts to be POPULAR! I'll help you be popular! You'll hang with the right cohorts!

*points out people in the yearbook*

You'll be good at sports! Know the slang you've got to know. So let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go... *shakes her head sadly*

Crystal: *slightly repulsed*

Amber: *smiles at her knowingly* Don't be offended by my frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister and advisor, there's nobody wiser! Not when it comes to POPULAR! I know about popular. And with an assist from me to be who you'll be, instead of dreary who you were...well, are.

*spins her chair around, showing the "new" Crystal*

There's nothing that can stop you from becoming popular... lar!

*starts painting her nails*

la la, la la! We're gonna make you pop-u-lar!

*looks at a picture of Crystal before and shakes her head*

When I see depressing creatures, with unprepossessing features, I remind them on their own behalf to. Think. Of. Celebrated heads of state! Or 'specially great communicators! Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh!

Crystal: *looks at her, confused*

Amber: *laughs* They were POPULAR! Please! It's all about popular. It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed, so it's very shrewd to be... Very very popular like ME!

*turns her back around to look in the mirror*

Why, miss Crystal, look at you... You're beautiful!

Crystal: *grimaces* I, I have to go... *runs off*

Amber: *stares speechlessly* You're welcome...

*sits in the chair, shaking her head*

And though you protest... Your disinterest... I know clandestinely...

*smirks*

You're gonna grin and bear it! Your new found popularity! Ah!

*spins around in the chair*

la la, la la! You'll be popular!

*goes over to the window to see her running down the sidewalk, and smirks wider* Just not quite as popular! As! ME!