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As soon as I woke up at 8:35am, I jumped out of bed to get ready and that took until 9:15am then after I brought baon(like a to-go meal)of Lemon Chicken and Chow Fun from yesterday and, of course, rice we left for church around 9:20am. We arrived at church exactly at 9:45am. My Sunday school was 10am-11am in the Youth room, Jessica usually is very boyish-looking and is usually called a tomboy but this time she'd straightened her hair, Kelly and I think it's nice. After, we went to the gym to wait for the SCREAM class to open. SCREAM was 11:15am-12:15am, this time Pastor Macaiah substituted for Mr.Burchell because he was sick which is wierd because Pastor Macaiah is sick too! I like Pastor Macaiah in SCREAM instead of Mr.Burchell. He was telling of all these horrible ways christians were tortured like they'd slice open your stomach, take out your innards, fill it with corn, then dump you into a pit so the pigs would tear you up in order to get the corn...you okay?? Why're you throwing up?! Go to the restroom! I guess I won't tell you about what else he said...anyway, we(Kelly, Ayra, Sarah F., Mark and I)were talking while waiting for the adults to finish up and when Mark took out some Tic-Tacs Kelly got all excited and said 'Oh, I have Tic-Tacs too!!' He was all 'Really? What Kind?' and she- let me switch to conversation mode:
Kelly: I have the red and yellow ones.
Mark: Oh, can I have some?
Kelly: Ok, Here.
-Mark eats the yellow Tic-Tac-
Mark: What flavor is it?
Kelly: Cherry Passion-- oh, wait, uh...Cherry and P-Passion Fruit.
Mark: Oh.
Me: (Thinking) Kelly denies it but I think they'd make a great couple.
Me: My dad used to carry alot of Tic-Tacs before.
Kelly: I don't like those mint ones.
Mark: Oh.
Me: My mom says if you eat to much mints, it gives you gas.
Mark: Yeah, that happens to me all the time!!
Ayra, Sarah F., Kelly, Me: Ew....
Mark: Yeah, you know, like last year at Missions Conference, Deborah gave me a minty gum and all through the service I had to hold it and it started to hurt.
Me: That's gross.
Ayra: I know!
Mark: Have you ever pooped in your pants?
Sarah F.: No.
Ayra: Not me.
Kelly: No!
Me: I'm all alone...(meaning 'yes, I have')
Mark then tells us how he pooped his pants in 3rd grade and his friend was all 'ew, somthing smells wierd' Mark just says 'oh, it's probably him or her' we all laugh.
Mark: This other time I p--
Ayra: Do you poop yourself alot?!
Me: We're just telling disgusting stories.
Kelly: Ew, what's next, throw up?
Sarah F.: Hehehe.
Mark: No, I'm talking about peeing now.
He then tells us he wet himself because he held it then during some class he asked if he could use the restroom three times but his teacher kept saying 'no, you just went' then when he was finally able to go, it was too late so they had to get his brother to change him.
Me: I pooped myself a little then I ran to the restroom.
Ayra: You have an older brother?
Mark: Yeah.
Kelly: Really? How old is he?
Mark: He's half as old as me. I mean he's half-- I'm-- uh...
Me: You mean he's twice as old as you. That'd make him about 28.
Mark: Yeah, 29.
Ayra: Is he married?
Mark: No, but he has a daughter.
Ayra, Kelly, Sarah F.: Ohh.
Kelly: What's her name?
Mark: Meeka-G???(sorry, can't remember!), she's in the nursery. They've been with us for a few days.
Me: Really? Hm.
Then we noticed people coming out so that meant the service was over. I really just wanted to tell about the gross stories but it ended up the whole conversation, but now when I look back when I'm like...45 or something, I can remember it and more.
I went to the church for permission from Aunty Lisa to go to her house, she said yes. Jem was rejected(lol, I love calling it that.) so he went with the rest of my family, he wanted to go somewhere anyway. Jessica was with us so she and I waited in the van while Aunty Lisa went with Pastor Read to see if the lost keys someone turned in were hers. After bringing Jessica home, we went to get some food at Viesta or something, it's a Mexican grocery store. Aunty Lisa saw some pig ears(ew!) and bought about a pound for Uncle Nate.