Ok, I had a dream that I heard someone breaking into my house but couldn't wake up. I have these dreams all the time. But in this dream, instead of someone breaking in, it was my friend Anthony who had a key for some reason and he was waking me up because I was way late to school.
Then for some reason in this dream I had fallen asleep in one of my husband's white T-shirts but had no pants or underwear on so I was pulling the shirt over my booty telling my friend to leave so I could put some bottoms on. Then for some reason a whole bunch of other people I didn't know were doing the same thing.
I never put bottoms on--instead I went into the bathroom which was mega huge and had a computer in it for some reason. I applied for financial aid for summer school and was like "oh but I don't have enough money for food over the summer."
So then Anthony somehow conjured a magical gummy hamburger that he said had enough calories to sustain me for the whole summer after I ate it. I was about to put it in my mouth when I realized summer wasn't for a couple of months yet so I stashed it in a drawer of my makeup box, and realized there were a whole bunch of regular gummy burgers in there and I had to stuff this one in the corner on top so I'd remember which one would make it so I could survive the summer.
Then after that I had a dream where I was buying tickets to a Radiohead concert at some vendor outside. There was a big line of people but the dream started after I had purchased them for my husband and I. Then I saw one of my friends from college standing next to the thing and I was like "oh man maybe I should have gotten him a ticket too now the line is too long" and I forget what happened after that.
Then I had a dream I went to Target with my husband to shop for button up shirts, and I saw some I thought looked nice but he didn't really like them. Boring sort of dream.
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