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I, Rainey Dough, being of sound mind do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament...

Little heavy for my first entry? Let's try again.

Once upon a time, long long ago, in a world drawn by M C Escher and narrated by a sarcastic Ian McKlellan, there was a little princes named Rain Doe, because she thought "Jane Doe" was overrated...

Still no? Oh, alright. Ahem.

It was a dark and stormy night (which wasn't that uncommon as all nights are dark, and some just happen to be stormy), and Rain Doe decided to brave the mythical and magical world of Gaia. As she rebooted her dinosaur of a computer,

Ugh. This is crap. Take four.

I'm Rainey Doe. Sup? I love life, lemons and all. If you're interesting, let me know. I won't think you're being stuck up, I'm genuinely interested. I like talking. Some might say it's my greatest talent. Others call it my kryptonite...which is preposterous, because kryptonite doesn't come out of your mouth! Sorry, lame, I know...

Anyway. Don't report me missing, the police either won't take you seriously or will be quite confused.

PEACE

Hm. Wow. My first post. I ought to commemorate this with an oil painting, or a severed head. If you have access to either of those, hook me up.