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Quotes of Eiri Yuki:
"In other words, I look like a chick, and so I must be gay, is that it?! You've gotta be kidding."
"Beautiful? Not really.. Her tits haven't grown since she was nine."
"You're boring when you're not acting stupid... but you're even worse when you're trying too hard. If you want to get all emotional, then go someplace else. Take some Ritalin. I don't want to hear you b***h and moan."
"I'm coming straight home, and when I get there, I'm going to blow your mind. So, be a good boy and wait for me."
"Sounds like the lady doth protest too much."
"I can't believe I did that. I just came out of the closet for real, didn't I? And I did it with a smile. 'Hello, Japan. I'm gay!'"
"That day I met you, out on the street... I should have just backed my car up and killed you."
Yuki: "How does it feel to be a has-been before you even started?! No girl is going to hang a picture of you in her locker now that she knows you like 'em on your own team!"
Shuichi: "Well, that's too bad, isn't it!? I guess we're gonna have to go on a privet island somewhere so we can shag in peace!!"
"Bugger off. I'm sleepy. If you want to talk, do it outside. By YOURSELF! See, the sleep fairy has come to take me away... in 3, 2, 1..."
"Yeah, so lay off, b***h. Before I kick your tits in."
"Hey Reiji-chan... have you come to take advantage of my morning wood?"
"You have zero talent. My advice? Call it quits while you still have some dignity to salvage. Scratch that. You've gone past zero talent. It's in the negative digits now."
"The doctor told me it's over. That the past is gone because you've filled in my empty spaces. She told me to face facts and accept them. Your affection is what I was trying to exact from the past but couldn't. I want to be your main man. Don't give that position to anything or anyone else. I want to be number one on Shuichi's charts."
"It's hard to be truthful sometimes. I respect that you [Shuichi] can always be so honest. I don't know if I can be that way, but I'll try. So... don't ever leave me again. It's inconvenient not to have a hole to ******** when I get in the mood."
"And maybe you'll [Shuichi] finally become interested in girls. It's time to leave your fairy days behind."
"Come on. I'm a boy from the wrong side of the tracks with terrible secrets and multiple personalities. Isn't that the romantic ideal that you've scuplted me into?"
"Get away from me. You're getting on my nerves again. You're cramping my style and I feel smothered!"
"Now that's the self-centered drama queen I know. That self-sacrificing bullshit was as dull as dirt."
(Dressed up like a woman for a disguise)"I'm kind of digging it. Shuichi told me to, so I did. That's all. I feel pretty."
"I guess I am utterly inhuman."
"What can I do? How can I make it so that you only see me?"
"I've decided, starting now, to kick anyone's a** who kidnaps my boy without my permission."
"I told you that noise is forbidden when I'm working!! Why can't you just jack off quietly and then go to sleep, you stupid punk!?"
"I'm so cold... I can't cry... not even when I'm tripping out."
Shuichi: "Eiri...? I can't believe it's even possible, but... Do you ever get jealous?"
Yuki: "Yup. You're MY hole."
Shuichi: *Dim* "b*****d. I know you like my a**... But what about my HEART?"
"Yeah, but when you're that happy, I just want to smack you."
(Reading from cue cards) "I'm sorry. I was wrong. There's nothing going on between me and Seguchi. I'm sorry for hurting your lame a**... I mean, I'm sorry for hurting you... H-honey bunch. So, I want you to come back into my arms. I-I want you... I need you... I'm sorry for expecting you to come back just because I showed up. And I shouldn't have given up so fast. There are so many thing I owe you an apology for, where do I begin? I may be a writer, but in life, I am a man of few words. I'm sorry. I'm learning, and I'm getting better. And that's why I'm here to apologize. M-My lovely... baby... Shuichi. I didn't stop to think about your feelings. If you're willing to forgive me, if you still love me, please come back to me, Sugarcakes. This is no dream, Sweetcheeks. I-I'm apologizing to you from the bottom of my rotten heart."
"You're not a replacement for Kitazawa. And there's no replacement for you. Without you... there's nothing. I don't want to lose everything... not again..."
"Get over it. This is just the way I express my love."
 Hit and Run Lolita · Wed Dec 03, 2008 @ 06:02am · 0 Comments |
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