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OMG!! Their Reactions Were Hilarious!!! U Gotta Read This!!!
yes, this is completely and totally real.
ok, i went over to my grandparents place when i got this really good idea to go up to them and tell them that i wuz pregnant. so i told my grandma and she wuz all lik, "HOLY s**t!!!! WHY R U PREGNANT?! DID U GET RAPED?? I DONT WANNA BE A GREAT-GRANDMA YET!!!" and then my grandpa got in and so granny told my grandpa and he wuz lik, "so? i made lots of women pregnant. mexican prostitutes r the best though. so ur dad has lots of step-bros and sis's that he doesnt even know about so dont tell him" and im thinking "omg. granny is freaking out and grandpa over here paid prostitutes and he doesnt even care one bit" then when i wuz back home i told my dad and he wuz lik quiet for awhile and then he started shouting "OMG OMG OMG NO WAY!!!! WHOS THE DAD?? IM GONNA BEAT THE s**t OUTTA HIM!!!!" and im just lik "dad, calm down, calm down!! damn!" and then i told my mom and she wuz flipping out going "YAY!!! MY LITTLE GIRLS ALL GROWN UP!!!! IM GONNA BE A GRANDMA!!!! xDD wait...s**t...IM GONNA BE A GRANDMA?!?! NOOOO!!!! IM TOO YOUNG!!!!!" and thats when i finally told them i wuz lieing and my dad hit me really hard, my mom wuz crying (i couldnt tell if it wuz in rejoice or sorrow), my granny wuz lik cheering at the top of her lungs, and my grandpa wuz lik "darn, wut a shame. oh well, maybe next time"
and thats my story i guess. hope u enjoyed it. =P
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