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My Aunt Is Sooo Bad At Cooking It's Hilarious. xD
Okay, so my Auntie came over 2 weeks ago and it was just me, my bro, and Auntie. So she decided to make us some dinner that day. She is the absolute cook in the world. xD First she was going to make us some ramen. So she put the water in the pot and turned on the heat then she left it alone. When she came back, the water wuz lyke, burning or whatever it is and it set off the smoke alarm. Since that didn't work, she decided to make us some hot dogs. So she put the hot dogs on a plate and put them in the microwave for 30 min. sweatdrop While it was cooking, I heard a HUGE *BOOOOM* and ran upstairs. Turns out, the hot dogs blew up and started smoking. Then Auntie was lyke, "you know what? I'm just gonna make some simple frozen pizza for you guys" So she got out the pizza and asked me what to do. Since I didn't want to be around her when she destroyed the kitchen I just told her to read the directions on the back and went back downstairs. After about an hour, I heard Auntie scream so I ran upstairs really quick. The FROZEN pizza was on fire and cheese was all over the inside of the oven because apparently she decided to cook the pizza UPSIDE DOWN. Yeah. Then she started to put eggs in the microwave and me and my bro had to quickly take her away and make dinner ourselves. It was horrible. Yeah, she can't cook worth her life. xD
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