Once apon a time. There was an evil fairy princess who was locked up inside her films class all sad and emo. She turned to her pickle minions as her very orange teacher talked to the class. She said to her minion “I am bored! So I am going to write a story!! And so she did. She began her great quest of fingery woah. She typed and typed and made many spelling and grammar errors. Suddenly she was attacked by a giant fluffy stork!!! They engaged in a battle to the death. But had to take a break for tea and cake. They liked the cake the most. It was made out of sporks. When they finished their cake of sporkyness they resumed the deathly battle. The fairy princess pulled out some freaky cool kung fu moves and left the stork breathless. Literally. She did a flying double jump spinning side kick into a full whammy right into his chest! He fell to the ground and he died. But he wasn’t gone for long for the fairy princess used her happy magical powers to make him undead and he became one of her minions. Unfortunately she was once again left with nothing to do for only fifteen minutes had passed by. Alas!! She looked at her happy evil fairy princess watch and saw that there were only twenty more grueling minutes of that really really slow class. She decided to use her awesome mind powers to stick a spork in the eye of a person across the room from her. That seemed to keep her amused, but only for about 5 seconds. She looked around to see what she could do. Once again she turned to her evil minions and told them of a plan. Suddenly she burst from her seat raised her little evil fairy princess hands, which were very pretty, and she screamed “YOU SHALL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME AND MY PICKLE ARMY OF DOOM!!!!” everyone just stared at her, then with her awesomeful mind powers she blasted the eyespork kid and he went flying across the room! The teacher stood up and said “hey you can’t do that little evil fairy princess!” she glared at him with flames in her eyes, “NOBODY CALLS ME LITTLE!!” flames burst all around as the earth quaked and everyone soon met their peril. She caused great havoc apon the happy go sunshine poopy school! The school crumbled into small pieces of ash and dust. The evil fairy princess turned to her pickley minions once again and asked “want to go get ice cream?” and go get ice cream they did. They set off into the not so setting sunset in the distance to Dairy Queen and they all lived happily ever after. Until the evil bunny vampires of quack invaded. But that’s another story for another squirrely time.
WELLLL... that was... interesting, thank you chan, it does nothing stimulating for the intellectual mind but good job! pirate
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