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About Me
So many things to tell, so little time. Or, my time anyway, not yours, for my time is actually valuable where as yours is...well, 'nuff said am I right?
The Basics
Call me anything but Tsuki or Ashely. Please. Kitten, Lolli, Kitty-Kat, Baby, Sweetie, Hun, Kaitlynn, Kaykay, Katie, Kait- THESE ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE.
I am bi. I did date a girl for a few months but that is a far too complicated and horrific tale I would rather not get into. You wish to know? Tough. This is what PMs are for people.
Born at 12:58 AM on September 23rd, 1993. I'm a Virgo-Libra. You do the math.
I'm morbid most of the time. If you tell me that your parents died, the first thing I'm going to ask is "Was there bloodshed?" And I never think positive, it's easiest to see the worst thing that could happen. But I swear on Obama that if you call me a Debbie Downer I am going to sock your lights out.
If I don't feel like talking to you, or anyone, my response is going to be "lol yeah." so that you have no way to reply. If you do reply, note that you are more likely than not pissing me off. And That's bad.
Kaitlynn will often talk in the third person. When she does, it means she is hyper and will most likely be queen of typos.
I am green. My family uses all natural cleaning supplies, we plant gardens, and we also have Shamwow (best s**t EVER) instead of paper towels. I don't buy my clothes, I usually steal from my friends or get them from other people. I would rather spend money on books to read in the corner of my bed .
These are just a few things you should know before getting involved with me and my life.
Religion
In case you CANNOT READ WHAT'S ON MY PROFILE (*hint*) , it states that I believe in no spirits, no God, and nothing but science. Energy, however, is science. You can prove energy. If you don't know the difference between an orb and and energy, then that's your problem. Not mine.
Activities
Honestly? Not much. I like to dance, though I'm not that good, and acting is pretty fun. I love to sing. In the shower, riding my bike, while working out at the YMCA where I get in trouble for being too loud...">>
I love riding my bike too. I can't drive yet, but that doesn't matter to me. Cars are just big blobs that pollute the air and contribute near to nothing in this society. Hey, sounds like my older brother. Harhar.
Writing is my passion, for now and forever. I want to be a romance novelist when I grow up, I plan to go to the East Coast for college and work in small business coffee shops until I finish a book. If you want to RP with, send me a PM. I can't promise you that I'll role play dirty, but if it sound interesting enough I'll try it out. But don't be too hurt if I tell you that your writing skills are about as wonderful and majestic as a one footed T-Rex.
I like to draw. Ask me to do avi art...I will give you a stick figure with blobs nevxt to it and your user name. However, I can do abstract pretty well. Shapes and swirls, jagged lines that cut across the page in black charcoal such as with a Fae's blade...that interests me. And I'm good at it.
Interests
Movies -
I love suspense s**t and gruesome, gory, bloody horror flicks, as well as original Japanese pieces.. Anything to do with vampires as well. Lost Boys, Reincarnation, Ringu, Sweeney Todd, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Little Shop of Horrors...all these are good.
Music -
Anything from Classical to Techno. This includes Death Metal, Rock, Classic Rock, Pop, so on and so forth. However, I dislike a lot of country (must have something to do with how I view God), hip-hop and rap. Fun to dance to, not so fun to listen to. A few of my fave bands are: MCR, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Sublime, HelloGoodbye, Black Eyed Peas, Three Doors Down, Counting Crows, Metallica, Panic at the Disco, Pink Floyd, and The Airborn Toxic Event. I, of course, love solo artists as well but you have to wait to find those out. If you think you know some music I might like, send me the link and I'll send a review.
Gackt - I love him. I will have his children who will be half Japanese and half everything else. If you do not know who the Holiest of Holy men are, then you need to look him up. Speed Master, Vanilla, Redemption.
T.V -
I don't lie. I like watching cartoons and kid shows. When I'm sick and have to stay in bed, I will watch Blue's Clues. If no one else in my house is awake, I will watch iCarly or Hannah Montana or Foster's Home for Imaginarey friends. Of course I have my other shows I love like The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken (I actually met Seth Green in a small Comic Book store near my house) and Degrassi.
Anime -
Don't pull that Inuyasha, Naruto, Bleach crap on me. Everyone has head of them and only noobs to the wondrous World of Anime will care even the slightest about them. Older anime is cool, Pokemon before it went all 2121 on us. Sailor Moon was the first I ever watched. Yes, I have heard of Death Note (to be honest, I stopped following after L died. I say Kira wins, Near sucks and MelloxMatt get bondage time).
Sex
I found that my fetishes are:
Bondage - whips, chains, dirty talk, floggers, metal bed posts, toys for torture, leather, fishnets, erotic positions
Role Play - Costumes, scenarios, accents, exotic places in the house
Blood - Drinking, bleeding, cutting, dripping, sliding, slipping, scaring, pain
Biting - Nipping, clawing, bruising, mark leaving, neck, wrist, breasts, collar bone...anywhere really
In case you haven't noticed, I'm a Masochistic Uke. I love it when a guy tells me what to do then gives me a spanking if I do it wrong. Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me. So throw me down, tie me up (show me that you like me).
Looks
From head to toes:
Hair- Different shades of Blonde, Brunette, and Copper
Skin- Pale, if you put me in the sun my lower half will burn while the top half will tan
Eyes- Depends. Usually gray-green with a dark blue outline, gold and orange flecks in the middle that sprout around the pupil like a sunflower.
Eyebrows- not too bushy, not too thin, blonde
Nose- Long-ish bridge with a button like end
Lips- perfectly, complete with a dip in the middle of the top, if a little less plump then I would like
Neck- think 'Japanese anime character' with a few freckles spread here and there
Collar bone- Easily visible, pale unless it's the summer
Shoulders- Round, perfectly molded and each can fit in the palm of my hand
Breasts- 34DD, look like a cherry sundae with a plump, pale mound, milk chocolate surrounding a berry on top
Stomach- Not too fat, but not as skinny as I would like it to be, pale
Hips- Pale, easily grabbed
a**- HOT, pale
Thighs- mreh...too big, but that's just more of me to love, covered in red-tan-pink scars, pale
Knees- A few scars, pale
Shins- Great in stockings, pale
Ankles- Skinny, nice, pale
Feet- High arch, pale, kinda big (8-9)
Toes- long, pale
Whether or not you compliment me doesn't matter. If it's anything nice, I'll say thank you then ignore it. I hate the way I look.
Ethnicity
As far as I know? I'm European and Asian. Scottish, Irish, German, Norwegian, Swedish, Thai...uh...it's easier to say that I am 3/4ths white and 1/4th Asian.
Anything Else
If you wish to know more, PM me. Please. I will not tell you where I live or how I live it. If I respond to the Om, it means I have checked out your profile and think you're cool enough. If not...well, become my cool.
Thanks for reading!
<3
Kitty
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