So we all know that I'm the one with the best English grammar in my family right?
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No? Well now you do. Anyway, my dad was talking to me about what he learned about the flag, so he was like:
"Th-the flaag hat feethy stirs, ann thirteen st-strippers,"
I was like, "NO! STRIPES! SAY IT RIGHT! STRIIIPES! THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO