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i wrote this like 30minutes ago and its really funny
and it made me laugh alot after it.
so i hope you laugh too
cuz i think its really funny(:

It was a dark day when it happened. You couldnt hear anything basically.no birds no children not even the obnoxious stream in the back of the house.all you could hear where the almost silent footsteps of a dark figure with a gleeming blade and blazing red eyes.you couldnt help but stair.it was like a magnet drew your eyes in and locked them but you always had that gut feeling at one day he would get sick of it and turn around just to make you shiver.

Ms.miller just so happened to be the victim that day.she was a helpless middleaged widow.her husband died of an STD. she was just so lucky to not have caught it from him. when he died she bacame fasinated..no obsessed with lawn gnomes. she always said she saw him in them everyday and that day was just the wrong day to be unpacking her collectables from her car.

before i tell you what happens i would like you to know 2 major facts abotu this steathly black being.


ms.miller had no idea what was happening as she stopped what she was doing relizing someone was at her drive way waiting for her to turn around.she turned around slowly at first and quickly increased her pace.when she finally made it there he was.he seemed to be coming closer and closer as her brain tried to sort things out.what would he want with her? could it be cuz she was the only one outside? why her?
"drop the lawn gnomes." he said with a sinister kinda of giggle.he almost sounded gay.

ms.miller did as she was told and dropped the lawn gnomes.within 5minutes the figure was down the street.everyone rushed out to see if she was okay.little miss karen had broguht to there attention
"who kills 30 people and then steals 23 lawn gnomes? seriously is that guy queer or what?"
everyone stopped for a second and begun to crack up laughing but nobody realized until it was too late how he really killed him victims.