On this toilet I sit and wait
Because of something that I ate
Was it the chocolate
or the chalky hearts
or was it the cookies
that came from Walmart
I farted on my Valentine
Oh boy, were they pissed
Too bad, it was one of those big ones
So there's no way it could've missed
In my classroom
It got worst
I was the one
that farted first
Then at lunch
I bought some beans
And oh my god
that fart was mean
When the roses were being passed out
I couldn't hold it,so I screamed and shout
And boy were they in for it, in the end
In fact, I think I started a new trend
My Valentine dumped me
They said they hate my gas
But it's not my fault
Blame it all on my a**
So here I sit on the toilet
I just got dumped, I'm broken hearted
I'm trying to s**t now
But alas..I've only farted
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---Your lord and master, Larraine