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|Female Comebacks|
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

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|Eggs|
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|Fairies|
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Fairy Color: Ruby
Name: Bleeding_Rose


Fairy Color: Sapphire
Name: Shattered_Dreams


Fairy Color: Amethyst
Name: Dreamer


Fairy Color: Black
Name: Heartless_Soul


Fairy Color: Emerald
Name: Serenity