Well, another year come and gone. And I have to say, I am very disapointed. I was not worshiped nearly enough. How many people do you think went out of their way to bow before me? Five. That's so pathetic I think I'm going to cry. But you all should hope I don't, for I have the power to influence the minds of others. The suicide rates would sky rocket. So for you sakes, you should do everything possible to make up for a bad year. I prefer collectible items.
Signed,
Your Lord and Master
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