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16 Things to do at Wal-Mart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares .. and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is
no toilet paper in here!"
16. go to walmart in a wheelchair, and then after awhile stand up and throw your arms in the air and act all happy like while saying "JESUS HAS CURED ME!"
 Gerald the Mouse · Wed Oct 12, 2005 @ 09:40pm · 4 Comments |
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Guilds are back up and towns is up..... and a new forum code thingy is up mrgreen
Gerald the Mouse · Sat Sep 17, 2005 @ 08:57pm · 0 Comments |
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Gaia is being bitchy again gonk guilds are down, towns arent up, and a ******** load of errors mad
Gerald the Mouse · Sat Sep 10, 2005 @ 02:32pm · 0 Comments |
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but i dont want to die gonk
Gerald the Mouse · Sat Sep 03, 2005 @ 03:53pm · 1 Comments |
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i just downloaded it and its awsome
Gerald the Mouse · Mon Aug 22, 2005 @ 08:03pm · 0 Comments |
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I made a coke-sicle and shoved it into the blender, and i made myself a slushy 3nodding
And i thing gaia is like drugs, you just cant stop xd
Gerald the Mouse · Tue Aug 16, 2005 @ 05:27pm · 0 Comments |
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I gots myself a guitar, and new like shoes and teeth, and um a nose, and some sorta socks. and i got like 2 giftboxes a few days agao, and like a chest eek
Gerald the Mouse · Fri Aug 12, 2005 @ 07:09pm · 0 Comments |
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Me get a guild, and plot update.... and a BTK!
Gerald the Mouse · Sat Aug 06, 2005 @ 04:15pm · 2 Comments |
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I have 6.8k! Need 200g to have 7k, and then, 3k to get 10k, and then 10k to get 20k... yeah, you get the point, dont you? WHAT? You dont? Oh, sorry.... talkin to myself.... hehe stare
Gerald the Mouse · Wed Jul 27, 2005 @ 12:21am · 3 Comments |
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