I just went through my old journal entries and realized that I need some sort of a counterbalance. I've already burned Grammar Nazis, a pair of dickhead renters and practically everyone on my list of Least Favorite People To Deal With. So it's time for a small change-up.
Yep, I'm in a good mood tonight, folks. Take this entry as a look into the bright, cheerful part of my mind.
- You know what I do sometimes, folks? Sometimes, while my girlfriend's asleep, I'll walk into the room, lean over her and kiss her on the forehead. This woman's the reason I'm slowly but surely climbing out of the pit I got thrown into by reality.
- Some drunks are not only cheerful, they'll take your side in a fight if you need them to. We actually need more people like this in bars and clubs, because it'll make the security teams' lives a lot easier.
- Y'know, there are actually some decent causes to support out there. Right there at the top of the list are Habitat For Humanity, the ASPCA and Mothers Against Drunk Driving.
- Whoever invented Dr Pepper, Coke Zero and Mountain Dew should be deified. Those are the only three things I'll ever drink if I have the option.
- Say what you will about Windows XP; for all my bitching, I can get it to do my bidding! Mwahahaha!
- Booze. 'Nuff said, ********.
- You can keep your Marlboro Lights and your electronic cigarettes and your Nicoderm CQ. Gimme anything with the words 'Full Flavor' in the name and I'll smoke it. Hell, I'll even smoke pipe tobacco if I've got some papers left over. (The lesson here is: Zed knows about the risks of smoking. He just won't fool himself into thinking he's gonna get off lightly at this point, so might as well crank the volume as much as possible.)
- Some of you people aren't giving Barack Obama enough credit. Republicans ******** up the country in eight years and you want Obama to fix everything in one? Show a little patience.
- And speaking of the Obama household, Michelle's one sexy lady. Obama's got some good taste.
- I like children. I'm not even embarrassed to say that I actually want the world to change for these kids, because at this rate, they're practically our last hope.
- I support my local police department. I've had dealings with them before, and the ones I talked to are a decent bunch. You shouldn't let a couple of douchebags influence your opinion of the entire department.
There you have it, folks. The direct opposite of the Things I Hate entry. Don't enjoy it for too long: I'm working an extra day this week, so I'll probably be back in Kill Mode in a couple days.
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