Entry #1:

I have discovered a fantastic vay to make currency! It is a vonderous sing called "Booty Grab", vich I find to be a wery interesting name for a game. Perheps I cen make enough currency to turn it in for a new Spacefleet Technology?

I do hope so.

Also, I em wery excited about my achievments so far, zhey seem to be multiplying my points. Who is naive NOW I say!

More soon.

--P.A.C.