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Kevin Jonas Hate Song
Me and my friend Abby made up a song about Kevin Jonas. It's to the tune of 7 Things by Miley Cyrus. In case you don't know the song, it's in my playlist. *Here it is*
Barf, barf, barf. We really wanna say this, cuz at times we get so mad. When we think about your blue tank top, and all the moles you had. It was nasty, it was ghastly, we were trying really hard not to stare. Now we're standing on the couch, we are just about to vouch. Your hair's a scare, you bear. The 7 things we hate about you. The 7 things we hate about you, eew you! Your songs are wrong, you wear a thong, when you fart Nick and Joe dart. You make us puke, you make us die, and we don't wonder why. Your sideburns are way, way too long, just know it's wrong. On top of that your speaking is too slow. And the 7th thing we hate the most that you do... You make us hate you.
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Draco Malfoy's Stinky Adventure
This is a poem/story me and my friend Abby made up one day out of pure boredom. *Here it is*
Malfoy decided to run away.
Malfoy came back the next day.
Malfoy became very scared,
When a squirrel took his underwear.
Malfoy came back naked, you see,
Hes parents said "hee hee hee".
Malfoy felt very embarassed,
He decided to go to Paris.
He went to a resteraunt, the cook said "wee wee",
Malfoy said "eew, gross, go elsewhere to pee"!
Malfoy climbed the Eiffel tower,
It took him 700 hours.
When he reached the top he said "oh dread",
A pigeon pooped upon his head!
When Malfoy climbed down,
His step mad a flaw,
And, holy cow,he started to fall!
He thought he was dead,
But woke up in bed.
Then Kreacher was whomping him with a bat
And that is all the end of that.
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