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Nonus conformus:
This specimen is found in the Kingdom Protista, and the phylum Dontcareofmylifeota.
This specimen is more commonly known as the "Emo Kid" ( Ee. Mo - Kid ).
Nonus conformus commonly look alike, except for minor differences in hair, makeup and the tightness of their jeans. You will most- likely find one (whether male or female) with painted nails or wearing some form of makeup.
In order to successfully capture their prey quickly and effectively, some male "emo kids" will even shave their legs with the same razors that they slash their wrists with at night. this however, is a very rare occurrence that only happens in the most dedicated to the nonus conformus lifestyle.
It is occasionally difficult to distinguish between the female and the males in this species, and in the world of science they are sometimes attributed to possessing hermaphroditism (possessing both male and female parts). Lower population density has been cited as one reasons for the evolution and the significance behind the development of hermaphroditism in this species, but with the ever-growing population increase that seems to be happening with the establishment of stores such as Hot topic, Vans, Converse, and Rave there is still hope for them yet.
Nonus conformus seem to be very accustomed to the dark, and will normally turn away from sunlight, or any form of normalcy. These creatures have very active imaginations, and even if they do not really have any problems emotionally or physically, they will pretend that they do. An example like this found in the Kingdom Animalia is the Trichosurus vulpecula, or the Opossum they fake dead when intimidated by a predator. Instead of faking dead, per sey (obligatory south park reference), the Nonus conformus will attack you with statements such as " you dont understand!!" , " You dont know what I'm going through!!" or " It's not what it looks like .mom!!".
In this species, it is farely common for members of the same sex to show affection towards one another, and even prompts some of the more masculine men to act like their female counterparts, this makes the males feel confident, and purposeful. However, because of these strange, abnormal characteristics, many members of other kingdoms ostracize the Nonus Conformus and call them names such as "f*g", "P***y", or "Pansy".
 forever_violence · Sun Mar 08, 2009 @ 06:09pm · 0 Comments |
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