Hola earthlings! i come to you today very late on this entry because i havent had an interesting day yet... boohoo poor Ellis crying . but luckily that changed today at school!
so yay! i get to write!!! blaugh
{DAY 1} A day in the life of a sunburnt chicken in the life of an action game character.
As i walk down down the side of mt UC, i pass the soulless bodies of students traveling to their slave camps. each one wearing sacks on their shoulders. each sack carrying pointless rocks. some children cry holding papers with a big red "F" on them. some students spirits are broken as they read their "report card" otherwise known as a one way ticket to hell. but i am not like them. i walk down the mountain to Slave Camp High School with pride. knowing today would slay the monsters killing the lives of these children, and set them free. i enter the grounds of the camp, holding my magic sword high in the air with pride. some children look at my clothes and laugh. what can i do that they couldn't? but others look at my bright clothes and see a sliver of hope in the dark foreboding shadow of "school". a voice screams out over the intercom. "get to work!". the students cringe as the harbinger of death "principal price" shouts. i hold my sword higher and spit in the direction of the speaker. i walk to my first challenge. i must defeat the "retarded one" mr. Greenberg. he sits on his high throne and forces innocent children to learn languages they will never need. i walk through the door and shout
"senor greenberg! i challenge you to battle! your tyranistic reign shall end here!"
he stands up on his high chair and replies in a voiced drenched with malice, "i accept your challenge. if you can answer three questions correctly in spanish then i will leave and leave my class in your hands."
children looked at me. some with expressions that read "youll never win run away!" but i took a sweeping look over the class and reassured them with a solemn reply. "i will not lose to this dictator. i will bring him down and set you free even if it means ending my own life."
a couple of students looked at me and nodded. they had utmost faith in my decision. but most didn't think i would.
"i hope youve been studying..." senor Greenberg told me.
i opened my sack and tossed him a "spanish seven eight" textbook, and gave him a devilish grin. "hit me with your best shot." i cooed.
"question one!" shouted senor Greenberg. "como te llamas?" he looked at me with a slight grin.
i slammed my hands down on the table. "are you kidding me?!" i yelled. "what are trying to pull??"
he looked at me with that little grin and said "answer the question Mr Carroll."
"me llama Ellis." i replied. i couldn't figure out what he was doing! what kind of a question was that?? that was spanish one! i'm way higher level than that and he knows it!
"Question 2!" "tell me about your family." he said. his slight grin was slowly turning into a smile.
i looked at him and put on my best 'you disgust me' look and spat
"Mi trabajo de la madre en una compañía de teléfono celular y mi padre es actualmente estudiante que enseña en instituto de bahía de misión. mi hermana es un estudiante de colegio."
he looked at me with an even bigger grin. "very good Mr. Carroll question 3. now answer the same question in japanese!!!" he started laughing like he had already one.
"HAHA!!!" i laughed. "i went to japan last summer! i know the language well!"
"then prove it Mr. Carroll." he said.
"あらゆる戦士のそれを再度引っ張ることを試みてはいけない! スペイン教師である! しかし質問に答えるために、私の母は細胞の会社で働き、私の父は教え、私の姉妹は中学校学生である。"
"nooooooooo!!!!" cried senor Greenberg. he looked at me with a face filled with such malice and evil it made me cringe. but in an instant he had disappeared. i called to the students, "you are free!! go home and never come back!"
the students let out a hardy cheer and all pushed through the doors and off campus. but my battle was far from over. i still had five more bosses to pass before i had cleared my schedule. i had a long day ahead of me.
Hola senors! that is the end of part 1! as you can see this diary is going to be very long so i am going to break it up into section determined by period! and i mean no dissrespect to Mr. Greenberg. he is a very good teacher and a great person.
See you next time!
 sunburnt chicken · Sat Sep 06, 2008 @ 05:03am · 0 Comments |
