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So.... I don't know why, but I'm posting this here. Perhaps it'll be amusing to those who read it xd emotion_sweatdrop

Oh, and don't ask me why I was talking in such odd formalish old English. I think I was pretending that I was typing with a British accent or something... But...yeah. Whee biggrin

I went to Short Pump with my friend over yonder and we were quite content as we randomly ambled in disarray throughout the extraordinarily large premises of the mall, and we happened upon many things.

First, as we were dismayed over the fact that Chick Fil-A is not open on Sundays (well, only I was dismayed- my friend, Diana, is a vegetarian) and we went to the bathroom with our lovely starbucks in hand, or... perhaps that was later. Yes. It was. Anyway.
We were in the bathroom without our Starbucks when these gaggle of gossips come in to the bathroom as we're washing our hands, and, alas!, they have the balloons from Chick Fil-A! Their friend, whose birthday is was, would not take them for fear of being caught, and thus the girls gave the thieved balloons to us.
We thus left the balloons in the bathroom after we departed.

So then we went to get our Starbucks and the elderly man who worked there must have thought me daft or something- it was quite funny, actually- for he began talking down to me. But, no matter. We then ended up spending at least half an hour in Hot Topic. I nearly bought a Gir jacket. I could've- I had the 40 bucks necessary... but I didn't buy it.

I got the new Muse shirt and album instead XD ((Side note- RESISTANCE IS AMAZING. BUY THE ALBUM. NOW. OR AMATERASU WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN.))
But the woman there was so kind to my friend and I. Really; she was!
We began joking and she asked why I didn't bring her a frappe, so I said "I'm so sorry, ma'am, but I didn't know you half an hour ago!" And so after we rung up our purchases and began to walk throughout the mall once more, I came upon an idea.
We rushed back down to the Starbucks and I got her a frappe. She was most oblidged XD

Next, we spent some time in Journey's, rocked out to Spice Girls with the employees, and left. As we were walking a few paces away, I turned to Diana and said, "You know, the guy in there is really cute. He should take off his hood- he is indoors. I bet he'd look even better with it down!" and so Diana turns around and peeks her head in the store -- I am completely shocked and at a loss for words, thus all I can do is stand there laughing, awkwardly and ever so embarrassed as my face becomes redder than Apollo's s**t (( xd I love kink memes))-- and says "Hay. You. My friend thinks you're really cute and you should put your hood down."
The guy turns around and he's all awkward, too, so he's liek "Wait... me?" and I can't look at him because I'm liek '////////////////////////////////////////;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;' and dying on the inside.

After she finishes we run inside Crate and Barrel as I regain my composure. Then, we realize, Oh my goodness! We came here two hours ago to go shopping for Homecoming dresses, and I'm getting picked up in twenty minutes. We haven't been inside any dress shoppes at all, miss!"

So we run back around, but to get to the Macy's, we have to pass the Journey's and so we're kind of liek "oh god.... oh god what if they're still in there oh god oh god oh gods jfkal;sbdjfasjdf;asjkdfl;asjdf;a."
We're about to walk past realllyyy slowly when Diana goes WAIT NO LET'S GO THE OTHER WAYYYASDY . And I'd been liek OAHFLAJSDF YES LETTTSSS. But then she ended up walking past it and so I did as well and we're just surreptitiously trying to look inside, and then Diana and I squeal, for some odd reason, with delight because he put the guy put his hood down! Yaaayyy! Thus, Diana and I are tempted to look inside there again and go "Thank you!" or "yayyy!" but we don't because we don't have much time left and we needed to at least look at dresses.

I found one and I tried it on and it was good so I went and got it later today.
Tada. end of story XD