By Dani
I shave my legs
sit down to pee
and I can justify
any shopping spree
I don't go to the barber
but a beauty salon
I can get a message
without a hard-on
I can balance the checkbook
I can pump my own gas
can talk to my friends
about the size of my a**
my beauty's a masterpiece
and yes, it takes long
at least I can admit
to others when I'm wrong
I don't drive in circles
at any cost
and I don't have a problem
admitting I'm lost
I never forget
an important date
you just gotta deal with it
I'm usually late
I don't watch movies
with lots of gore
don't need an instant replay
to remember the score
I won't lose my hair
or get jock itch
and just cause I'm assertive
don't call me a b***h
don't say to your friends
oh yeah, I can get her
or in your dreams, oh dear
I can do better
flowers are okay
but jewellery's best
look at me you idiot....
not at my chest !!!
I don't have a problem
with expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying
you look at the ceiling
DONT call me a GIRL
A BABE or a CHICK
I am a WOMAN
get it? you d**k!!!!
I thought this poem was so funny! whee
