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Random statements said to/by/near me in real life:

"Are you telling me that you have a tree in your locker?"

"Trust me, I'm dead" "Well, if you were dead, how would you know it, considering you're dead?"

"WE NEED MORE COWBELL!!"

"It's so wrong it's no longer considered wrong, but inhumane."

"Juice? That's it? Juice? That's all you fed him?"

"Beware the forked gloves..."

"Yeah, the point is to stay on the chairs, not sit between them."

"Did you just say you're a rapist?" (BTW, that's not what he said.)

"Mr. Brown!!! THE BUS DRIVER'S CRAZY!!!"

Really random statements found from a thread here on Gaia, the Pants Game:

"I get along with her worse than Sasuke does with Naruto in his pants."

"There's always chinese food in my pants."

"I see in your pants"
"You see in my pants? gonk "

"You never invited me in your pants!!! Maybe if you actually asked some people to go in your pants you'd have more company in your pants! Can we have a party in your pants, theo?"

"I have a cat, in my pants!"

"A lot of fireworks went off today in my pants."

"I got a huge package today in my pants.
Wrong, wrong, wrong... sooo wrong."

"I'm so sleepy in my pants that I think I'm just going to fall asleep in my pants. I hope everyone has a nice night in my pants. I'll see you all later in my pants! xd "

These made me think of my RP:

"There is a Masquerade in my pants, and everyone should come!"
"(We should all go to the masquerade in my pants!!!)"

Back to insanity:

"I don't know what you two are doing in my pants."

"Yeah, there is a lot of that stuff now in my pants."

"I make it my mission to help her out of dis dress -er- distress."

"Theres a conversation in your pants?"

"Not with a ten foot pole... in... my... GAH! I CAN'T DO IT!!!!"


Just a random post on the Phantom Phan guild:

"I think Gaia ate my post...reposting:
So... one day, I was crying in the bathroom (Don't make me go into that... D: ) and my friend came in to see if I was alright... and my perfectly normal, pale, dry side of my face was towards the door, and she called my name, and I turned, and the entire left side of my face was bright red, and soaked. So she shouted out, "ERIK IS VISITING THE GIRL'S BATHROOM! <3" And... just... the tone she used... o_o Hysterical laughter ensued as we tried to figure out exactly WHAT Youko the Erik would be doing in the girl's bathroom."
-Chloroformed Dishrag

there are several others by her, but they are...erm...not ment for sane eyes. (if you are like me, *coughnotsanecough*, then read this next quote smile

(it's about the re-print of Susan Kay Phantom, FYI) "Well..... from my POV, it made just about as much sense as Erik telling the Persian that they were going to have hot, passionate sex with a male monkey in his torture chamber."
and a reply to that was:
"what? he said that? *flips through the pages in excitement*....Oh wait you were being sarcastic...*drops book*"

Oh, the insanity of the crazed Phans...oh, no! I'm one of them!! Wait...is that so much different than me normally?


er...I think I'll stop now. It's too much for one journal entry.

But...my favorite quote of all time is: "Bravo, monsieur! Such spirited words!"

"I advise you to comply. My instructions should be clear, remember there are worse things than a shattered chandilier!"

-I heart OLC. (and according to Veiruu, I have OMD.)