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Today, my phone rang so I picked it up and said:

"Hello?"
"Hey, Terry, it's me, John. We're still going to continue with that plan, right? Because I spot a minor problem in the plan."

(He called the wrong number, so I 'played' along)

"Well, John, I-I can't do this anymore..."
"What are you talking about, Terry? We can make thousands, maybe MILLIONS if our business plan worked!"
"I-I'm sorry, John... I have something to tell you..."
"What is it, Terry? (He was starting to get a bit aggrevated)"
"I-I..."
"Spit it out."
"I-I HAVE A v****a! I-I LOVE YOU!!"
Then I hung up.
And laughed at how stupid that was.
Looks like a guy named John is never going to look at Terry the same way.
;D

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All of the above

EDIT: Terry is a guy. While the 'I-I'm sorry, John... I have something to tell you..." sentence, I kept stalling so he was all like, "COME ON, MAN!!"

So I assumed Terry was a man.
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