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The Ten Commandments
According to my Television

by a Potato....age 16

1. Thou shalt not resist booze
2. Thou shalt not disparage money
3. Thou shalt not refuse sexual relations, as sexual relations are the most important thing in the whole world ever
4. Thou shalt never be average in the looks department. (ugly is right out)
5. Thou shalt never deny the existance of some sort of god or something
6. Thou shalt never fail to defend your friends and family (those similar to you) regardless of the facts
7. Thou shalt never fail to attack your enemies (those dissimilar to you) regardless of the facts
8. Thou shalt have a whole mess of spawn (minimum:2)
9. Thou shalt never be alone
10. America rocks!!


Little Golden Books That Never Made It

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating Too Many Vegetables
3. Daddy's New Wife Robert
4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
7. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
8. Grandpa Gets a Casket
9. Strangers Have the Best Candy
10. You Were an Accident
11. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
12. Sometimes Your Nightmares Are Real
13. And Where Would You Like to Be Buried, Li'l Timmy?
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


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