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Welcome to the insane hot line:
If you have obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we will trace your call.
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transverse to the mother ship .
If you are depressive it doesn’t matter which number your press, no one will answer you.

♂ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♀ + ♂ = ♥
love is love no matter who you find it in