I just have to do this b/c it has just been brought up a lot in conversations and I promised something big so here it is-

Horror Movie survival tips(I will only do top 10 but there are so many more)
10)avoid things that will trip you(running in-heels,forest and on slippery areas)
9)you will not be right back(Scream)
cool stay a virgin and do not do drugs or get drunk
7)do not hitchhike(even if you are not in a horror movie it is still a bad idea)
6)double tap(Zombieland)the thing is not dead okay(also while we are talking about that movie another good tip from the movie-when in doubt know your way out spoken like a true zombie apocalypse survivor)
5)even after double tap do not sit down next to the thing or if you run over it with your car do not get out of the car to investigate which leads me to rule number 4
4)do not investigate(whether it be a noise or some stranger at your door)
3)check out your surroundings-this is a rule many people do not add to their rules but it always happens when you enter a room to hide in it would not kill you if you did not back into a dark room and lock it before you ever turn on the lights or turn around and-oh the killer was right there!Any last words?
2)do not split up or make yourself vulnerable when alone-no showers,no getting drunk,no dark areas(just b/c you cannot see them does not mean they cannot see you)and do not go into bathrooms due to the lack of exits(you cornered yourself genius)along with basements b/c the windows tend to be high up which makes them hard to climb through and...you guessed it...it is dark
1)good luck-you are going to need it


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