The bananas with condoms on them.They're all like, ready to sprout legs and arms and stalk you and rape yew. Already with protection, so no time is wasted. They like, explode, and then the rest follow suit. They're all like "Wewt, gonna do something tonight" while half of them are rotten before they even take the first step. So yeah, evil bananas are rapists. Old geezers having sex with barely legal teens. And then I'll call SWAT. And the cops'll be like "WOAH". And run away like angry pregnant chickens in a circle. And SWATs all "WTF RAPING BANANAS!"
And it takes them a few days to figure out to shhot em, So most of the bananas get shot "KAPOW" But one of the bananas EXPLODED And got a chick pregnant' And it started all over again SWATs all "WTF they can't die?!?!!?" And then they call the Mounties And the Mounties use their horses as weapons now So they gather up all the horse poop and throw it at the evil raping condom wearing bananas
And what do you know the bananas melt away into a used condom And a peel
'Cause there's gotta be evidence
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