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I was in Costco today. My mom and I were shopping when all of a sudden she pulled me behind shelf and peeked around the corner. She waved me over and pointed to a man that I didn't recognize. "See that man over there? With the Blonde woman and four kids?" she asked. I nodded. Then she said something that surprised me. "That's your biological father." You see, I have never actually met my biological father so this was scary. My mom had told me before that he was an a*****e and he had been married for two year when he slept with her, and so before my mother could stop me I marched over to him and said "Does the last name Kelley sound familiar to you?" He looked shocked and in a deep voice said "Yes. What does it matter to you?" and then in front of his whole family I said "My name is Erin Michaela Kelley, I'm fourteen years old, born March 13th, 1995, and I am your daughter," and then walked away. His wife was yelling at him, I was laughing. When I got back to my mom she tried to be mad but she couldn't. She was too busy laughing. Muahahaha. I'm and evil genius! twisted