Ever have a dream of yourself and your 5 year old god sister taking on Orochimaru...and winning? Well, you'd have to be pretty drugged up to be able to dream that right? But all i have to say is: I prefer the term "high on Life."
Neji: *eyebrow twitches* your always having insane dreams, what makes this one any different?
Me: Pht! Becaaaause my God sister was in it! I was terrified for her safety! And somehow we both kicked Orochimaru's a**!
Neji: He must have been incredibly weak and not using any of his Jutsu for you to pull that one off
Me: Actually, He DID, he turned himself into a turtle!
Neji: *stares incredulously* are you sure this was the Orochimaru?
Me: There's no mistaking ugly like that. And i know what your thinking: but i dont know why he turned into a turtle, but damn that turtle was bad a**, he almost snapped off my friggin arm!
Neji: I think you need to quit taking pills before you go to bed.
Me: those pills are the only thing preventing me from bouncing off the walls until 5:00 in the morning! Aaand they have nothing to do with my ape-s**t-crazy dreams okay? you know i've been having wack dreams long before i ever took melatonin!
Neji:...
Me: does this mean i win?
Neji: No, it just means i've grown tired of this argument. I'm going to go train with my team
Me: Oh! say hi to everyone for me!
Neji: *nods* Even Lee and Gai-Sensei aren't as crazy as she is
*Me: Now let's see, where did i drop that towel?
(WTF)*
*a quote from Zelda Wind Waker the Abridged series by Tauberpa. Dont believe me? go look him up, it's F*ckin hilarious!
 marchie_monrey · Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 08:01pm · 0 Comments |
