My survival plan (for when zombies take over the world).
Step 1: Save up money for food.
Step 2: Purchase a movie-hero shotgun (the kind that magically never runs out of ammo)
Step 3: Wait for zombies.
Step 4: Use shotgun to bash the heads in on said zombies (or kill them some other way).
Step 5: Consume the flesh of said zombies (since I spent my food monies on the stupid shotgun)
Step 6: Rinse and repeat.
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