Omg. I found these here KillerBunniesPlagueMyDreams Reallly funny. But if you don't want to go and read it there just read it here. BTW it's not her story just quotes from her profile.
I'm not emotionally unstable...
...Just misunderstood
SAVE A HORSE
RIDE A COWBOY
Jesus loves you
Everybody else thinks your an a**
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell
Never take life seriously
Nobody gets out alive anyway
Love your enemies
It makes them so damned mad
There are no stupid questions
Just stupid people
Life is a contagious sport
!My imaginary friend hates you!
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The Life&Times of Me
In this 'journal' I hope to place random thoughs, my crazy theories and anything else I can think of. I love finding out wacky things, like the gory history behinds childrens nursery rhymes. I love reading, on average I read a 600 page book a week
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