I made this for the "what would you do for a klondike bar" thread. And It was just so amazing, I couldn't bare to let it go. So here, for your enjoyment.
I'd ask my mother to take me to the store. After we get into the car, it won't start. So she says "Sorry honey, we'll have to go later." I scream "You don't understand, I NEED A KLONDIKE BAR!", because earlier I had received a package from the mothership. In the package was a bomb. Attached to it was a note, It read "Go to safeway. Go to the area where you can get a klondike bar. Reach for the 10th one back. Go purchase your klondike bar. Make sure you get a pack of gum. It has to be bubblegum flavored. After you get back to your house, open your klondike bar. There should be a note. It shall have a series of numbers on it. It will be the code that should abolish your bomb problem. You have 30 minutes."
So, I take off running. After 5 minutes of my epic journey go by, I decide not to look before crossing the street. Unbelievably, I get it by a bus going a little too fast. I go flying into the air. Mid-flight I hit a telephone pole, that splits me into two. After all the commotion, screaming and tears. I still have the strenght to keep going. I claw my way to the store, buy my klondike bar and gum. Fortunately, I get a ride home from a very kind stranger. When I get home, I open my klondike bar. I enter the code. The bomb deactivates, but by this time my mom is dumbfounded by my current condition. Still in shock, she doesn't call 911, instead she puts me in the car. She trys to start the car, but then she remembers. The car is broken down! She starts screaming at the top her lungs as I bleed to death.
As I lay in the car, in my puddle of blood, I look down. The klondike bar is still in my hand. I smile briefly and take a bite of my klondike bar. I look up at my mom, with tears running down her face. I wink and say "I wouldn't want it any other way."
The end.
 Velvet Voices · Fri Jun 05, 2009 @ 05:24am · 0 Comments |
