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Especially when it's long and thick. It takes forever to dry, and since I don't want to sleep on a wet head, am too stubborn to blow dry, and don't want to do anything else productive while I have my wet head, I believe I will make a brooding entry about how I hate wet heads until it dries and I can go to sleep.
*Note: I am incredibly aware of how random this topic is, and no, I have not lost my mind- I am just incredibly bored.*
Firstly, there is how it looks. Stringy and disgusting, and well... wet. It just sits there in its stringy wettness to mock all it sees, perhaps even looking oily in its pure damp evilness.
The main thing about why I hate wet hair is the way it feels. I despise the wet, icky feeling I get on the back of my neck. With long hair also comes the disadvantage of hair making your shirt wet. This is a feeling so gross, so annoying, and so unable to be corrected (until it dries) that it makes me twitch at the very thought of it. Then there is the fact that thick and/or long hair takes FOREVER to dry. This means that in Winter (aka NOW) if one was to, oh, say, bathe and then try and leave the house, consequences are nothing short of disasterous, unhealthy, unconstitutional, and cold.
You might be thinking at this point, "Then why don't you dry your hair yourself, dumba**!!!!" The answer to this is composed of two parts really:
1. Apathy/laziness/who gives a flying f'sk
2. The processes (proci ?) in wich one dries one's hair is more than the said one can bare.
For example: the blowdrier. The person who invented this hot-air device-o'-doom should be tarred and feathered. I had many a traumatic experience with blow driers as a child, and I would much rather keep these memories repressed than have them resurface, thanks very much.
The next solution- Towel drying. This process involves a lot of friction between towels and hair. Friction causes static.Static gives Cori a fro. End of discussion.
I much prefer my solutions to the problem. They are thus:
1. Whine and moan about wet hair on gaia while it air dries.
2. Hang head out window while driving so it air dries faster.
The latter of the two is a my favorite. It corrects the problems which the blowdrier (*shiver*) presents as well as giving it that great, wind blown look.
Plus, if any bugs fly in your mouth, that's free protein right there!!!
Hair's dry enough now. Time for bed. xd
*Note to reader: It is cold outside. Author does not recomend hanging head out window if one is prone to frostbite.
*Note to the note to the reader: One is prone to frostbite if they have wet hair, and/or are human.
*Note to the note to the note to the reader: One is prone to frostbite if they're friggen dumb enough to stick their head out of the window in this weather.
*Further notage: Hell, if your that stupid, do it: better we get your genes out of the gene pool before you can procreate.
*Final notage: Please don't sue me.
((Entry also posted on my myspace))
 Destiny Tahn · Tue Dec 06, 2005 @ 04:00am · 2 Comments |
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