Okay, I was talking to a friend. She was bored and told me to entertain her. This is the result of it. XD
Her: Ugh, I'm bored.
Me: Me too.
Her: Do something.
Me: -_-' Like what? Flap my arms around?
Her: T-T meany! Entertain me nao!!!
Me: >.> You being bored makes you the mean one.
Her: You're killing me! Just humor me already.
Me: *sigh* fine, but don't blame me for whatever crazy s**t I randomly say.
Her: lol
Me: lol
Her: ok
Me: hm...
Me: Walls have ears, bottles have mouths.
Her: ...what?
Her: Is this a riddle?
Me: Nope...it's a proverb from Japan.
Her: What's it suppose to mean? Well I get the first part but not the rest.
Me: Or wait, it's also "walls have ears, paper sliding doors have eyes."
Her: ...okay?
Me: It's basically saying the same thing as in people can eavesdrop on you if you're not careful.
Her: Oh, okay.
Me: XD
Her: what?
Me: A northern fairy tale starts out "once upon a time.."
Me: A southern fairy tale starts out "y'all ain't gon' believe this s**t!"
Me: lol
Her: lmao
Her: oh, what's today?
Me: Saturday
Her: lol, I though it was Thursday
Me: lol oh wow
Me: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
Her: haha, funny
Me: lol
Her: I just picture that
Me: lol
Me: Hey hey! Ningen sanka ai nige ningen fuan ka?
Her: huh?
Me: Hey hey! Human paean. Do humans worry when love escapes?
Me: Manuke boke no sensouron hibou nikenasou
Me: Let's mock that dumbass nut case's war theory
Me: HEY HEY! Ningen SU****!! Aa ningen... ningen FU****!!
Her: -_-'
Her: You're singing aren't you?
Me: Yup!
Me: Hehehe
Her: no more Japanese. You know I can't understand u.
Me: Fine, fine.
Me: I'm on a chair (I'm on a chair)
Me: I'm on a chair (I'm on a chair)
Me: Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sitting on a chair (sitting on a chair)
Me: I'm on a chair (I'm on a chair)
Me: I'm on a chair
Me: Take a good hard look at the motherf***ing chair (chair, yeah)
Me: I'm on a chair motherf***er take a look at me
Me: Rolling circles on a chair on the carpet floor
Me: Getting dizzy, wind whipping out my hair
Me: You can't stop me motherf***er cause I'm on a chair
Me: Damn...my chair broke
Me: ...screw the chair...I'm tired of singing that now
Her: roflmao
Her: that's was so random
Me: I warn ya, lol
Her: At least it's keeping me from dying or boredom.
Me: I want a pogostick
Me: pogostick, pogostick... pogo pogo
Her: I can ride my handlebar...wait.. I don't think that song started like that
Her: lmao
Me: Now, that sounded dirty
Me: XD
Me: You mean, "I can ride my bike, with no handlebars, no handlebars"?
Her: lol, yeah that's it
Haha, I think you can get the picture...the whole IM continue and got random and full of nonsense. XD
 DamnBlackHeart · Sat May 23, 2009 @ 11:37pm · 0 Comments |
