And now it's time for Silly Things that Bug Me, the part of the show where Rainey comes out, and gets bugged by silly things.
(super mega ultra neon shiny mermaid reindeer tear points to ANYONE who gets that reference...)
1) Grocery carts with one bad wheel.
Do you know how hard it is to turn thoes things? Do ya?
2)Ruining shoes by walking on the backs of them.
Dude, I've ruined so many pairs of decent running shoes...
3)People who don't pay attention to me while I'm on the phone with them.
Just put down the dang controller already, and talk to the person not made out of pixels!
4) People who think they're clever, but are sorely mistaken
Especially when you're simply too nice to point out to them that they are morons.
5) Keyboard plaque
You know, all that gross junk - crumbs and who knows what else - that get stuck between the keys of your keyboard? Ew.
6) The glass cups set out for you in hotel rooms.
Uh, NASTY. I mean, how many people have used those!
7) TV shows/adds with doorbells.
Annoying
cool Stepping on my brother's Legos at night.
It was dark, doctor, I never saw them coming!
9) That guy who plays Anikin Skywalker.
Can you say "overdramatic"? Good!
10) People with no emotion in their voices.
If you say "Look out for that dinosaur!" with the same tone you use when reciting Newton's Laws to yourself whilst studying, chances are you're one of these people.
11) People who steal my jokes.
That's copyrighted!
12) Being put on speakerphone without warning.
And then he kissed me! I know! Hey, who's that laughing? Sydney? Is that...is that your dad?
13) Clerks who ignore the live customer right in front of them to help the one on the phone.
Dude, you can actually see me. Doesn't that count for something?
14)The fact that people talking on the phone on TV never say goodbye.
Often there's not even an "I'll see you around" or "peace out my homie".
15)When one of my hands is too hot and the other is too cold.
Seriously, how does that even happen?
This concludes Silly Things that Bug Me, the part of the show where Rainey comes out, and is bugged by silly things.
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Smoke and Mirrors
Lately I've kind of been slowly coming to the strange realization that my life really is bizarre...but not in big cosmic ways. It's on a much smaller scale - the tricks are all smoke and mirrors.
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