claudiaZZ's 1001 girlie tales: story 2: super grandma.
once apon a time. a sisterr and brother came to town with they're mother and grandmother. they went to the dollah general. and saw people shoot the owner. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE SHOPPERS!" said the guy shooting "CALM DOWN!" said the owner. "grammy! what are we going to do??" said the little girll to her grandmother. "i'll show you!" said the grandmother. and she pulled off her dress and under it was a superman outfit. "i am...SUPER GRANDMA!" and she grabed the man shooting. but before she could her grandson got shot. so she went to her grandson and heeled him. he was now 50 feet tall. and could count to 6000049589379573975448975973947937493 and a half and than she grabed the man and shot him and he died. BUT later she was signing pictures for her fans when miley cyrus came up and blue up the building. and everyone died but super grandma. so she heeled them all and than they could all count up to 6000049589379573975448975973947937493 and a half so everyone was happy!
"always hope for the worst. that way. you'll never be disppointed"