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Although i got banned form the media center at school for gettign around there little.. "Bess" internet protection thingy... I looked up stupid lawsin america..

Oklahoma Laws

*Molesting an automobile is illegal.

*It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

*No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

*You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

*Mules may not drink out of bird baths.

*Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

*Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

*If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

*People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Virginia ((for you Toki! 3nodding ))

*It is illegal to tickle women.

*Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween

*It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays

*You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc

*Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.

*Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.

*It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

www.ahajokes.com/stupid_laws.html