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The Best Naruto Fanfic Ever

Once upon a time, Naruto and Sasuke were jumping through the treetops like bats out of hell, trying to catch Lucky so they could finally eat their breakfast. Kakashi had ordered that they catch the poor leprechaun as a part of their training; if they failed, their punishment would be to go hungry.

Naruto jumped down in front of the keeper of the cereal, spawning several shadow clones upon landing. Sasuke landed behind Lucky, his Chidori screaming, but Lucky only grinned. “Ye think ye’ve caught me, aye? Marshmallow power!” He threw down a large, puffy clover, and suddenly there were twice as many clones of him as there were shadow clones.

“Don’t just stand there you idiot!” Sasuke shouted. “Start killing these clones!” As he spoke, he shredded through a half-dozen clones with his Chidori. Naruto was busy beating the tar out of Lucky as well, but unfortunately luck was not on their side. The real Lucky pulled out a giant purple horseshoe and took off at amazing speed.

“There’s no way I’m letting him get away,” Naruto said. And no way I’m gonna lose to Sasuke. I’ll catch Lucky myself and have all the cereal for myself! Heh heh! With a wry gin on his face Naruto took off full speed after Lucky; Sasuke trailed behind, though he was beginning to tire from using his Chidori.

After a long and arduous chase, Naruto finally caught up with lucky, who was now panting, exhausted, and backed up against a cliff. “There’s nowhere for you to run now!” Naruto shouted. “Give me your Lucky Charms!”

“Aye, fine,” the defeated Leprechaun said with a sigh. “Ye ninjas are much faster than the kids. I’ve lost. I’ll just tell the orphanage what happened. They’ll understand.”

“Orphanage?” Naruto asked. He couldn’t just take the cereal if he’d be hurting innocent children.

“Aye. In Ireland there be an orphanage that takes in sick children from off the streets. There be no medicine there that can help them, so they asked me to help. These marshmallows contain secret chakras that can be molded into miracle medicine with my marshmallow power. But, ye have caught me. There be nothing I can do. Just take them quickly so I can continue me quest.”

Lucky’s voice sounded like a crying flute and the normally jovial Leprechaun was now hunched over and morose -- defeated. “Go,” Naruto said. “Those children need that cereal more than I do. I’ll just tell Sasuke you got away.”

Lucky’s eyes lit up. “Oh, Bless yer soul lad! Good fortune is not far from ye!” And, so Lucky used his final bit of marshmallow power to poof away to safety.

Sasuke finally caught up ready to rip off the Leprechaun’s face, but all he found was Naruto standing there with that usual blank expression on his face. “What happened? Where is he?”

“Umm, I guess he got away,” Naruto said in an airy tone as he rubbed his head.

“You loser!” Sasuke shouted as he knocked Naruto over the head knocking the noble ninja to the ground. Naruto grimaced in pain even though he knew it was coming. When he opened his eyes, though, a warm smile crossed his face; growing right under his nose was a four leaf clover, waiting to be plucked.