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Why do fish have two eyes on one side? Doesn't that make using binoculars to spy on other fish hard. "What's he doing in his coral?" "I don't know why don't you ask someone that has eyes on both sides?!" So what would happen if you rode a giraffe? It might be fun until you get on the street and up ahead it says low bridge. The giraffe wouldn't see it because it has tunnel vision. But after it hits the low bridge it'll really have tunnel vision. Why do people tip cows? "ooh, let's tip that cow. lol it fell and can't get back up. What is tha-" "What is it?" "I stepped in cow s**t!" "Man, that's bullshit." What if you love cow tipping is so much fun, people tip giraffes? How would they get back up? A horses conversation on their hoofs. "I just got some new horseshoes, they're Nike's. You should get some." "Why?" "Just do it." When bulls take over the world you know they'll be wearing human skin jackets. When fish take over the world you know burgers will be levitating in mid-air and all you think is, "Oh boy food!" But when aliens take over the world, are you kidding me there's no such things as aliens?! I speak the truth people all the stuff I wrote really did happen so believe when I say there's no such thing as aliens. Do rats eat anything? If so how about pie? If it does eat a pie will it suddenly grow an eye patch? The worse thing to do is piss off a worm because dude. It grow back to original size. Which in fact is not very original, it's very generic. Length of earthworm= 7 inches. length of ringworm's=2*Rπ² -Ian (Because no one else wants to speak the truth about the animals.)