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The Idiotic Adventures of the Crazies.
Episode 4: Indy Tells a Story..

"Hi! This is Indy live from her own bedroom!"
[Indy walks over to the closet. Along with her live audience.]
"This sliding door leads to a magical world! It is full candies, cakes, pies, cookies, and every other sweets there are!"
[Half of the audience ran around the place eating sweets and then changed color.]
"Did I mention that everything in here was in its experimental stage still?"
[Everyone shook their heads 'no'.]
[Indy and the other half of audience walks into closet. Indy moves clothes to the side.]
"This wall opens and leads to another magical world! This is where mythical creatures lurk and enjoy their life!"
[Half of what was left of the audience ran into the mythical creatures' world and disappeared.]
"Did I mention those creatures like to kidnap people to turn them into their slaves?"
[Everyone shook their heads 'no'.]
[Walks out of closet along with only about 8 people left and closes sliding door. Walks over to the window.]
"This is the window of creation!! When you look out the window and think of something you think is awesome, it will come to life!!"
[Two of the audience jumped out of the window thinking to fly but they fell down to the ground instead.]
[Indy just looked out the window...] "Did I mention to look at the sign: 'Under construction.'?"
[Everyone shook their heads 'no'.]
[Walks under the ceiling fan.]
"This is the fan that can show you your future! It works on just about anything that comes under it!"
[3 of the audience walks under it and the light bulb blows up and burns them. Indy called the ambulance from her inner closet and the creatures came out to take them]
"I'm guessing I didn't tell you guys that it was still defective."
[They all nodded 'yes'.]
[Indy cursed to herself.]
"Dam, I keep losing my audience. I knew I shouldn't have put a bulb there at all."
[Walks to the air conditioner.]
"This is the weather machine! It makes perfect weather when your mood channels it through your hair!!"
"AND BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES ANYTHING!!--"
[It was too late, the rest of the people walked too close to it and their mixed moods caused the air conditioner to cause major chaos to the room and then it blew up.]
[Indy got up from under a bunch of cracked walls that landed on her.]
"Oh screw this. I'm leaving before I get arrested again."
[Jumps out of the window, which was the only thing left of the room, and flies to another country...again.]
The End.
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"And that was my story before me and Ranny met in the next country I went to." said Indy.
...Silence...
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..Cough..
Indy was very confused why people so quiet. She thought it was very normal to live that kind of life. So she just shrugged. But then she got tired of the silence and picked up Shun and threw him at a wall. Shun got up and looked furious.
He didn't know why he was thrown at the wall. He wasn't even listening to the story. He got lost in the world of the window.
So, he threw a 3 feet barrel at Indy. Only to have Indy dodge and Elly getting hit.
Elly got pissed off and went bursurk.
Chaos once again blew up within the guild's territory.
Gill just sighed. "Looks like we'll have to do major clean up again.."